Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)
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I come on here like it's my fucking day job
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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rina sawyama via wonderland
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911blr does anyone else have a line from the show that they say all the time. mine is “maybe it’s a new kind” which i say every time pollen is brought up despite it making no sense
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[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys
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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil
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A whole different ball game
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“Episcopalians don’t feel guilt which I don’t feel great about” perfect show
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we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
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eating her out!! (gnawing on her guts and snarling)
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anyone wanna see a picture of my cat she always looks so dumb like zero thoughts head unbelievably empty
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underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons
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