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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

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#like zorro

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Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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Happy Stroganoff Sunday

#beef stroganoff

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Happy Stroganoff Sunday

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have you ever thought about the creatures

I AM the fucking creatures. When I die I will be a corpse on the side of the highway baby! and when you drive by you won't say "oh my god that's a person" you will say "aww poor little bugger" like you would when you see a dead Racoon.

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

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christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)

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I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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