(If the Picard team wrote a DS9 sequel show)
MORN: (speaking for first time ever) Sisko...you crazy son of a bitch. You're the only one who can stop the bad guys now...tell quark im sorry i couldn't close my tab. (Jumps into the lava wall to sort of push the lava back while our heroes slowly climb up a melting ladder that the wide angle didn't show you so you weren't initially sure why the lava was a problem)
O'BRIEN: (directed to act completely unlike hes ever behaved in the entire history of the franchise) FUUUUUUCK!!! NOOOOOO! MORN!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!! NO!
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I don’t wanna do my taxes today 😭😭😭
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it used to be 2007 you know
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God I’m glad YouTube gets me
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day 1534
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My fiancée called Columbo “old people Death Note”
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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”
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It is that time, you have no choice,
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waffle cat
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. HAPPINESS
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You know that thing where you see a gorgeous view (left) and try to take a picture of it, but your phone camera is a joyless fucking nihilist who refuses to see the beauty in anything and only sees this (right)
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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
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LEN ON TUMBLR IN 2023??? HI BESTIE HIIII
HEEEEEEY ‘SUP DAWG??? I’m sorry my time logged in on here is so sporadic, i got a new job and I’m trying to apply for a mortgage
I think I’ll have to keep logging in knowing my mutuals are still doing stuff
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