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NSFW BEDROOM HEADCANNONS

✨Mayuri Kurotsuchi Edition✨

Mayuri is up for trying anything once as it gives him more knowledge of the limitations of his modified body

He likes using items that can make the experience more interesting, such as toys and lubrications

More a rough lover but knows when a gentle hand is needed

Creates things in his lab with the soul purpose of testing them on you during intimate moments

Provides aiding for bedroom related matters at his clinic

Makes sure your ok after and provides you all the aftercare you desire

Leaves the makeup on per your request but usually insists on removing it

I don't usually do these kinds of HCs this is totally new for me 😂

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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

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A happy fat dragon !!

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“If you don’t hurry… you’ll die even before you finish.”

i love this character so much u have no idea thank u kubo

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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*

me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*

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tumblr wrapped

you called a childless man a dilf 235 times

you got blocked by 5 mutuals

you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange

you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times

piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun

your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times

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Finally some good fucking news

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speaking of wips, here's an almost-exact-redo (but not really a redo, more of an alternate version idfk) of that one art I spent fucking forever on a while back. Cuz. Cuz the other art didn't convey what it was supposed to, which is that the viewer has been fucking Spotted, and I was thinking of it in the context of a video game, like with a little HUD and shit, and then it'll shift into a horror series (yes it's a series) and uhhhh yknow, you get captured and experimented on and shit. and I have a thousand other things I should be doing instead of this lmfao

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arguably the worst person to love in bleach yet here i am :D

#reblogged again #because yes

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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Sluts

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A Ghibli inspired Psyduck.

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Husband Headcannons

✨ Mayuri and Zaraki edition ✨

Mayuri

After marriage he allows you into the most secret parts of his labs and workspaces, places not even Akon is allowed to enter

He trusts you with his most secret work and while begrudgingly he will sometimes take your advice on how he can improve his work and ethic

While he won't show it out in public he will have a soft spot for you when in his private quarters

Cooks you breakfast every morning even though he rushes out to work and doesn't eat himself

He let's you paint his face and body

Takes holidays very seriously, especially those in which he can show off how good of a husband he is

Big spooner in bed but he doesn't know it and you haven't told him

Zaraki

Enjoys taking you on small camping trips in which he hunts for your food during the trip

Let's you help with his hair in the morning, especially placing his bells

Leaves Yachiru in your care regularly as Zaraki knows you can handle her

Despite his love of fighting he refrains from forcing you to fight him everyday and will sometimes be late home because he would rather fight a squad member then risk hurting you

Trains you to be comfortable around his spiritual pressure so you can be around him at his most vulnerable, without his eyepatch

He let's you spoon him in bed despite his size and let's you lay your head on his chest

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good read for teachers.