Rand: Well, I am the Car'a'carn!
Aviendha: You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means.
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I'm re-reading the Wheel of Time
and there’s an all-woman warrior society called the Maidens of the Spear. Their euphemism for telling a maiden to go get some is “teach him to sing” and I think that’s the best expression for sex I’ve ever heard.
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“I am the blood of the Dragon.”
— One of Rand’s kids, probably
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Rand Al´Thor from The Wheel of Time series.
I want to do a few protraits for the portfolio, and choose some character from these books, next one: Matt.
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My sister just held up a grape and went "felt inevitable. Might throw my daughter off a cliff later. Idk." I hate her so much.
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#belgarath #polgara #belgariad #malloreon #davideddings #fantasy
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#belgarion #belgarath #malloreon #davideddings #fantasy
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#belgarion #kaltorak #belgariad #davideddings
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#belgarion #asharak #chamdar #belgariad #malloreon #davideddings
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#mandorallen #belgariad #malloreon #davideddings
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#belgariad #malloreon #belgarion #davideddings
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#belgariad #melloreon #belgarath #polgara
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Gets me every time 😂😂😂
#belgarion #ce'nedra #ranborune #belgariad #malloreon #davideddings #fantasy
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In the name of the warrior,
I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the father,
I charge you to be just.
In the name of the mother,
I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth,
A knight of the seven kingdoms.
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Lelldorin: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Garion: LelldORIN THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES
Lelldorin: FLOOR IT?
Garion: LELLDORIN NO
Lelldorin: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND
Garion: LELLDORIN YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Lelldorin: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Garion: LELLDORIN P L E A S E
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