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Puking and shitting

#SNEERF #SNEEF #SNEEEFFG #COUGHF #nugget

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*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

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my gf @im-ashl nightcored rayman singing sex bomb and like. yeah it kinda fucks and i love her but idk we might have to put her down also this is unrelated to the nightcore but im not going to make two separate posts about rayman singing sex bomb so here's some vent art i made when i lost almost an entire nights worth of sleep bc i couldnt get the song out of my head

#she was also listening to it in her head is why she has bubbles too #but to her. it is like a lullaby #me post #rayman #rayman sex bomb #mmmm im scared of having rayman and sex that close to each other in the tags

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I am chaos incarnate but a creature of whimsy, so here you go:

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :) i like you and ur art :3

SNEEEF thank you!!

5 things that make me happy: 1. my wife @im-ashl, she's just so super cool and smart and makes me giggle. im blasted by her radiance every morning i get to wake up to her 2. witnessing beasts out in the world (birds, squirrels, we saw a turtle at the park the other day, deer are my top fav- i totaled my first car cause i was watching one and i went right into a ditch) 3. going on adventures, whether it's traveling and exploring new places and trying new foods or going into the sketchy liminal-space grocery stores that im pretty sure are only meant for beings from other dimensions to shop at 4. getting to dress up and go to ren faire!!! there's wizards and elves and mead and lots of people in cool fits! sometimes i even get to pet the horses 5. these two pictures. this is little my wearing her flower crown which is. just a flower shoved through her ponytail. and i like closed mouth boo a lot. he looks how i feel inside 99% of the time. i use these as pfp icons a lot

#chaos incarnate but a creature of whimsy is gonna be a phrase in my head now #thank you very much #ive got a weird fear of making personal posts like this. like someones gonna bite me #but im glad i got this so i can start practicing and realizing it isnt as scary as i thought #me post

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hello beloveds ☺️

#if you have liked and reblogged from me before i do remember ur icon and i am gazing at you tenderly in my notification box #you are beloved

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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.

#massages this into my brain #combine this with the other post thats like #gotta draw 100 shitty doodles to charge up The Big One #holds myself screaming #draw for FUN #draw for LOW STAKES

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i am going to finally start posting what I’ve been working on!!!

my girlfriend and I have been world-building together for a homebrew pathfinder campaign that she started running for us and some friends- this is a character i’ve had for 3 years now, but only really started developing her story and whirling her around in my brain at mach speeds in the last couple months or so

i’ll put some lore and a couple other sketches under the cut. i’m also going to try and set up a queue for the other art and sketches i’ve made for the campaign so far, so watch out for that!

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Have you heard of a whale fall?

Imagine being a creature living on the bottom of the ocean floor- life is hard. It's cold, it's dark, food is scarce. Suddenly, a giant, incomprehensible being floats down from the heavens. You and hundreds, maybe thousands of organisms clamor to the remains of the beast, a sudden beacon of prosperity in this wasteland, desperate to get even a scrap of its of life-giving nutrients. Every creature that partakes will have a piece of that being inside of them forever- fueling them, giving them life, becoming a part of them. Do you think these creatures would worship such a being? Would they consider it a god? Salvation? In the world of Omna, remnants of old gods past have fallen down from the divine realm and settled in the mortal plane. Their remains are what have created the landscapes of this world (mountain ranges, valleys, islands, etc). Mortals who live and dwell upon the remains find themselves changed slowly throughout the generations- changed by the faint fragments of the gods lingering power. --------------------------------------------------------

ok. now for my character Name: Felise Pfeiffer (Fell) Age: 19 Class: Cosmos Oracle Background: Scholar (Arcane) Felise is a cosmos oracle- which means her powers come at the cost of a curse that slowly takes over her body. Instead of something like stars, I wanted her curse to appear as this sort of.... corrupted, glitchy, chaos-y aura. It's very closely tied to her emotions, so when she gets really worked up, the static progressively expands around her. After she was "cursed", if she let her emotions get away from her, she risked hurting herself or other students at her academy. In order to avoid becoming a threat to the other students and faculty, and ultimately getting kicked out of school, she devised a number of strategies to help keep her emotions in check. (mechanically this is her settle emotions/refocus action. I'd like to think she uses the time to focus on slowing down her breathing. She uses her dancing lights cantrip to help- i imagine her spinning the lights around in her hands meditatively, kind of like baoding balls if you know what those are) (also yes, her curse magic manifesting is the equivalent of a panic attack) She's covered up a lot of her body to try and hide as much of it as possible, but her hair is always a dead giveaway. She leaves her fingers exposed since it's easier to channel magic through exposed skin (gloves, unless made of a special magic-conducting material, tend to dampen spells just a bit) - but this means others can see her fingers start to shift into static as she uses her cursed magic. I had a lot of really intense anxiety in junior high/high school/college, so she's become a really neat vessel for me to conceptualize and process those experiences and emotions. But, like, instead of having undiagnozed ADHD and RSD she gets like. cool magical girl powers BIO: Felise was the sole child of local inventor and archeologist, Atticus Pfeiffer. Her father's lifelong devotion was to study and uncover the mysteries of the ancient winged people known as the Featherfolk, who had seemingly vanished some 1000 years before. She grew up in a cottage built on the coast of a mysterious bird-shaped lake, where she and her father would excavate broken murals, walls of hieroglyphs, and other artifacts that hinted at the lives of this forgotten feathered-society. Until just under 10 years ago- when her father mysteriously vanished. From then on, reports of strange attacks began sprouting up all over Aton and other neighboring regions. Attacks fronted by giant, chimera-like bird monsters that would descend from the sky to snatch up unsuspecting victims- carrying them away to some unknown in the sky. Felise did her best to pick up the pieces of her father's research- hoping to find the cause behind the sudden appearance of these monstrous aberrations, the reason for their attacks, and maybe, just maybe, where her father disappeared to all those years ago.

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an unfinished reference sheet for her dad, atticus

these are my girlfriend @im-ashl sketches - Skraaw, The Carrion King - the BBEG of the campaign, an Evil Bird who is Awful

and finally some sketches of- whos this? the featherfolk princess??

#im still. figuring out how to draw people #so my style isn't really consistent yet if u cant already tell #but it's been a lot of fun and i've been drawing more than ever #so i hope you like it!! #pathfinder #pathfinder 2e #ttrpg art #cosmos oracle #felise pfeiffer #me art

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Bothering the beast

#how it is

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how many holes does a straw have?

(Look at @i-send-you-random-asks post and you'll understand)

if i think about it, i myself am basically a straw. i just have lots of tubes and guts n things in my middle instead of a straight shot down. and i would DEFINITELY say that my mouth hole and booty hole are 2 separate holes

final answer 2 holes

now i have a question for YOU: is a hole always whole? can a hole become UNwhole? if you make a hole whole, does that mean you’re just filling it in? at which point, i guess it won’t be a hole anymore…

#me post #i guess im in. a hole lotta trouble now

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I LOVE YOUR SILLY GOOFY ASS STYLE ITS LITERALLY JUST EYES <33333333333333

THANK YOU SO MUCH and guess what!! just for that you’ve unlocked some doodle pages that ive never had an excuse to post before!!

#me art #me post #thanks i really like drawing Little Guys if that makes any sense at all #that pic u sent is great it really captures the Whole Vibe

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i lvoe yout style its so cute<3

THANK YOU you are so cute. i lvoe yout too

#me post #fr fr thank you my heart explodes when i get a gift from the world like this

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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

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#tits OUT