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thorin: ugh elf food

thranduil: hmph. dwarf food

bilbo: well, in the shire, we call it food and we eat it

bard: yeah no kidding

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Then an old wife, Ioreth, the eldest of the women who served in that house, looking on the fair face of Faramir, wept, for all the people loved him. And she said: ‘Alas! if he should die. Would that there were kings in Gondor, as there were once upon a time, they say! For it is said in old lore: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer. And so the rightful king could ever be known.’

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Not to mention the bugs are back

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#the joke is on me #I first read the meme and I was ecstatic that I could understand it #since I'm trying to learn french #and then I read the whole post and I realised what it was about #it came from a yay moment to a rofl moment so quickly #still #the op is right

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This shot from The Return of the King looks like a renaissance painting. Frodo lifting the Elvish rope over Gollum's neck, both of them stunned by Frodo's merciful nature. Gollum's eyes in shadow, because that is all that he has known for so long. Sam standing in the light and holding the rope, presented as the voice of reason to Frodo's voice of compassion. A pained expression on Sam's face, as if he can already foresee how this will end. Incredible cinematography.

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Superman and Batman by Rafael Albuquerque

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Pippin Took as text posts

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Bruce: "One second I'm going to open up the files and show you."

Clark, wincing at the bright lights: "You okay if I turn some of this off?"

Bruce: "Go for it. Okay so here-- *bats rustle above and Bruce freezes, slowly glancing up* --uh, here you can see the evidence from the blast."

Clark, touching the screen: "There, that's what I saw at the crime scene. Is that from the shrapnel or something else? Bruce?"

Bat flaps overhead and Bruce flinched a little, distracted: "Huh?"

Clark: "Are you-- how can you still be afraid of bats?"

Bruce: "I'm not afraid of bats." *more chattering and flapping and Bruce nearly ducks* "For fuck's-- Clark, does it sound like they're closer to us now? Stop laughing."

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Bilbo Baggins as text posts

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#frasier #this is honestly becoming my default

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#frasier #niles crane

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Baby elf inspiration! What if infant elves are born with their ears "curl/twist inwards" and they unfurl and become more pointed as the ear cartilage grows stronger. Their ears completely unfurl by the time they are 5-10 years old. I'm also considering adding in a "droopy ear phase" as well!

My inspiration was morning glory flowers!:

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"Another devastating loss of an influential figure for Mordor. The nation has already been reeling from the death of the former King of Angmar, who had found safety in the land after his own home was attacked by forces led by a presumptive heir of Gondor looking to make a name for himself."

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