meepmoopmaap

[meepmoopmaap]

oleyamder

[meepmoopmaap]

A wise owl once told me: Nothing, it was an owl with a brain not yet developed for the use of a spoken language. Welcome to Night Vale.

Submitted by meepmoopmaap

[meepmoopmaap]

Hey Kursed uhm, did you know Lincon's beauty mark was supposed to be a nose piercing.

Then you drew these and I realized "Well shit. this is like ten times better"

El wiwi *dumps this on y'all*

Lucile/Lincon belongs to @meepmoopmaap

[meepmoopmaap]

Based on this post.

#meepmoopmaap is her alt account #<prev #are you sure about that bro?

[meepmoopmaap]

WELL FUCK

@meepmoopmaap from [tumblr]

[meepmoopmaap]

I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.

[meepmoopmaap]

He's just a silly guy

Leo: Sooo, we're like, half brothers?

Niragana: Yeah I guess you could say that.

Mikey: Is that why you broke in, replaced Donnie, and spied on us for weeks? You could've just introduced yourself!

Nira, who in fact did NOT know he was Splinter's son when he did that: ....yeah. that's exactly why. I know better now. Oops.

lmao

[meepmoopmaap]

They didn’t make the squad again this year

[meepmoopmaap]

[meepmoopmaap]

draw sexy teenage oleander

heres something sad instead

[meepmoopmaap]

[meepmoopmaap]

HAHAHHAHAH

2k12 Raph: You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, you know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero.

juniper: A hero? like you? You're a lab experiment Raph, everything 'special' about you came out of a bottle.

OOF OUCH NO THAT ACTUALLY PHYSOCALLY HURT ME

[meepmoopmaap]

holy fuck this post got traction, I love hearing everyone talk about their picks in the tags!

MOVIE EXPLANATIONS/SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (also all of these movies are on yt for free if you wanna spend like 3-4 hours watching them before choosing)

Reblog for sample size pls!!!

Watership Down is a movie about a group of rabbits who, after one of them gets precognition about something bad happening, decide to run away to find a new warren. The come The Horrors, such as watching rabbits getting mauled by a dog, watching rabbits getting mauled by each other, and rabbits getting suffocated to death but it's animated all Fancy Like.

The film is relatively tame outside of that, the ending is bittersweet with the main character being peacefully carried to the afterlife, but I gotta say if you're going in blind it is WILD.

From the creators of Watership Down, The Plague Dogs follows two, who'd've thought, dogs named Rowf and Snitter as they escape the animal testing facility they were being held in and try to find a new master. The key word here is Try. This is the key word because the Do Not find a master, they do however die. Every main character dies. The movie is about 70% Horrors and 30% "Did You Know Lots Of Humans Are Dicks? You Do Now".

There's even a fake out at the end where you THINK the dogs are gonna be okay, the dogs then proceed to not be okay as the film ends with them treading open water.

Following elderly British couple Hilda and Jim Bloggs, When The Wind Blows is an anti-war emotional piece about a retired couple in the English countryside when an atomic bomb hits. Following government warning leaflets to a T they build a ramshackle indoor shelter out of doors and cushions, but don't really understand the severity of the bomb threat. Further driving home the anti-war theming of the relatively short film, we slowly watch the elderly couple succumb to severe radiation poisoning. Towards the end Jim even tries to make up all sorts of normal reasons for Hilda's symptoms, such as blaming the welts in her skin on varicose veins. Whether this is because he genuinely believes nothing's wrong or to keep Hilda relaxed in her final hours, that's a decision for you to make.

Unlike the last two movies there's no doubt in all our minds that they will both die, but the movie spends it's first half getting us so attached to Hilda and Jim that we forget about that part long enough to make their death absolutely devastating.

[meepmoopmaap]

Laois really said:

"While you studied the blade, I got three square meals a day with balanced nutrients, 8 hours of sleep and time to rest after my injuries, and thats why im gonna KICK YOUR ASS"

[meepmoopmaap]

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

[meepmoopmaap]

[meepmoopmaap]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here