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Was anyone going to tell me that Talia's real name is Tal-Yahe and it means "Tears of Gods" bc I'm going insane

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she likes to crawl the bat cave so bruce gives her cookies to keep her close by and occupied when he’s busy on the batcomputer

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There should be more books that have chapter titles, and then a little summary of the chapter below them. You don't have to be boring with them, or spoil the whole chapter by telling what happens - you could make it vague, like a prophecy of something you know is going to happen, but you don't know how, or with what results.

Having one-sentence summaries like "Chapter 12 - where the Queen's hound makes a fatal mistake" and you're like oh shit does this refer to the queen's actual hunting dog, or the guy that's mockingly called her lapdog? "Chapter 24 - where justice finds a thief, and a thief finds justice" and you're like ooooh shit the cute little pickpocket is going to get caught, and then it turns out that shit, she does get caught, but by someone who actually agrees that she's right to steal to help feed her family, and gets her help instead, which is justice.

You already know what's going to happen, but not how.

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Clark telling someone on the Daily Planet who only knows him vaguely as a coworker that, sorry, he really cant take any of that Wayne Ent job off him. Why? Well he sure would like to be of help but journalistic integrity and all. Oh you don't know? Wayne is one of his best friends. No for real. No really! Like probably slot 5 of his top 5 favorite people in the world if he's ranking. (No, Lois isn't first. His mom is first. Which Lois knows but don't like say that I said that.) Right Wayne! No yeah for real love the idiot. You haven't seen him come around? Yeah and he always calls Clark the wrong name as a joke because we're friends. Dude I'm not lying to get out of this! Why would I lie? Ok yeah it is an annoying assignment...

Hang on.

Clark texts someone on his phone. Waits a beat. Gets a text back. Calls someone. It's ringing. It picks up.

"You're on speaker, B."

"Sorry just had to get somewhere quieter-" It is so loud in the background Wayne is nearly screaming into the phone. "Oh yeah Clark was with me all last week. Whatever you saw was someone else. In fact, he saved my life up there. I broke part of my spine on a fall and was partially paralyzed instantly, and he had to carry me over his shoulder. But then after five hours of carrying me, his adrenaline gave out, and so did his legs. So we're both on the ground in a pile right near the ledge, and we start sliding that direction, and I think to myself -I distinctly remember- I think to myself that if we're going to die, at least I get to die looking at intrepid reporter Clark Kent, who is waaay more ripped than he looks with a shirt on and has the most soulful blue eyes. And then we were saved or something because he's such a genius that he rewired his phone and rigged it to get a signal even in the middle of nowhere on the fly and called for a helicopter. Or something like that. I don't know. But yeah thats why Clark's been gone, and if you thought you saw him, you saw someone else. I mean that haircut is everywhere. Did you know he set that trend? Anyway I gotta go."

The line goes dead. Clark and the coworker look blankly at each other for a moment.

".....You were here all last week."

"Sorry. I didn't text him why I needed him to say he knows me, so I think he just.... tried to cover all the bases."

(Bruce is in several layers of method acting ofc but Jimmy, Hal, Ollie, Dinah, Kara, and several more all gleefully corroborate it immediately when given the opportunity and even yes-and onto it, and now Clark's journalistic integrity is going towards reminding his coworker that he was here last week I promise they're all doing bits )

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“...and for the last time snacks are for council members only.”

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I don't think that beloved airhead philanthropist Bruce Wayne should be Hot(TM) exactly, I think he has like a very symmetrical face and the kind of good teeth that only really rich people can have and his clothes are generally tasteful and well-tailored but like... his allure? the thing pulling in all the socialites and shit? it's that he's crazy and they can smell it on him.

like he's got the Haunted Past thing, obviously, everyone knows about that, and people who meet him for the first time as an adult are like, okay, surely all those glowing profiles were politely glossing over the fact that he's A Little Weird, right? you don't watch your parents get gunned down in front of you as a wee boy and not turn out a little weird. but he's all "oh, [full name of person he was just introduced to], of course! swell to meet you!" warm handshakes, firm pats on the back, can he get you a drink? almost TOO well adjusted.

but then you watch him through the evening and the weirdo cracks show, but only the weirdo cracks that Bruce Wayne (Batman) has deemed acceptable for Bruce Wayne (beloved airhead philanthropist). yes, he's drinking a shirley temple like a six year old. yep, he sure did bring his big-ass dog along to the party - although it must be noted that the dog is impeccably well-behaved, maybe even more so than Bruce. because, yeah, Bruce is also attempting to juggle some empty champagne glasses now - and, right on cue, he is apologizing profusely and offering to pay for the champagne glasses.

so he seems like a harmless goofball, maybe, but then there are these little tells - don't you remember those stories about him as a kid? he got caught practicing his spelunking up the downtown Wayne Enterprises building, all trussed up in climbing gear, and didn't seem to understand why that wasn't legal. and didn't he get caught at some underground fight club once? surely that can't be the same man currently eating a hamburger with a knife and fork? but there's something about him, the shadows beneath his eyes, the small scars that mar the edges of his face and hands, the way that gaggle of kids glide to and from him like small shadows - they seem to communicate with him through raised eyebrows and pursed lips alone.

if you try to ask him about any of it he only laughs and starts telling you a story that takes a sharp turn through art history and obscure foreign diners and 19th century medical textbooks, leaving you in the middle of a field with more questions and even fewer answers than you began with. Bruce will excuse himself before you can come fully out of your reverie and point out how lost he's gotten you, because he has to dash off and delightedly greet another guest, another one of his infinite acquaintances who never seem to get close enough to be friends.

he's weird. he's a weirdo.

and the people are into it.

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good: “may i have this dance?”

EXCELLENT: “may i have this dance?” *draws sword*

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“See, it’s healing. It wasn’t so bad, right?”

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jk here's a wip i will never finish. happy fox day

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Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

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I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

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Jason and Dick look so much alike during their Robin days that they get confused who was the Robin in certain photos, they literally can't tell each other apart and the fact they have been fighting almost the same lineup of rogues is even more confusing, so their experiences end up mixed up, a lot.

Jason: No, that was me, did ya' read my reports and is confusing them with the real thing ?

Dick: I'm one hundred percent sure that was me, maybe you're the one who is misremembering, you used to read my reports all the time !

Jason: So you're just gonna act like I'm fucking lying, I have 4k memory of that day, that was literally me get outta here with ur Pinocchio looking ass

Dick: You're the one remembering things wrong, I got seventeen years of career I know that was me!

The whole time, the Riddler was running low on funds and used the same strategy twice, hoping nobody would notice, Tim knows the truth – he has read both reports–, but he thinks it's funny to see them argue.

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny