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Finally a video game writer.

Hey everyone! I know, I know it’s literally been years. I doubt I even look like this PFP anymore. Buuuut! I have become a video game writer. Sort of, Maybe. I don’t know, I write articles about FFXIV, please take a look. 

Ever wondered what the best DPS in FFXIV is? We've got you covered.

Which Healer in FFXIV is best at kissing Boo Boos?

Hey you! look at me! No, don't think about my friends, look at me! I'm the tank!

Every Job can take you through the MSQ, but which ones offer you the best experience when you want some alone time?

Get in close and greed as much as you can.

#gamersdecide #final fantasyxiv

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SINCE WHEN??

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oh look, I do remember the password for this. 

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Life hacks

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“Games Need Easy Mode”

Game Journalists and Their Ilk: “It’s ableist to have a game be this hard!  It’s exclusionary!  It’s keeping people out of the hobby!”

Actual Disabled Gamers:

Stop using disabled people as a cudgel to spare your own ego and push your own agenda.  If you actually cared and respected people with disabilities, you’d not be advocating for ‘easy mode’ or ‘story mode’ under the guise of “ableism”, you’d be advocating for better control functions.

Git Gud.

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Why is this so upsetting!?

I JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO LOVE

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Good reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they implied everyone can/should be vegan, ignoring issues of poverty & health that make it impractical or impossible for many people

-they tried to make you feel bad about eating something

-they believe that the current animal abuse/environmental contamination/health crisis is caused by individual consumers rather than the manipulative capitalism of the meat and dairy industries

-they support PETA (eww peta)

Bad reasons to get mad at a vegan:

-they asked you about the ingredients of a food to find out if they can eat it

-they asked if your group could go to a restaurant with a vegan option

-you asked them to explain why they are vegan and they answered

-they got mad when you made fun of their diet

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This is exactly the kind of history I wanted to learn. 

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Excuse me but what the fuck America!?

The best thing about modern technology is exposing the way cops fuck over black people to white people. Literally no black person is surprised that they would do this to a black mother grieving over her child.

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Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE