dog encounters
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# iconic duo
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cosimo every time something bad happens: oh, dome, we’re really in it now
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The young Contessina conserved all the dignity and nobility of her name, even if she didn’t offer much by way of dowry. In later life, the portrait that comes out is of a practical, loyal and faithful wife, who always put her family first. [x]
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“Right, you in the white coat, get to work on curing this disease.”
“But I’m not a virologist, I work with animals and study their behaviour.”
“Just do science.”
“But my degree is in——“
“Do. Science.”
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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.
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Lorenzo: You called me useless. You called me incompetent. You called me zeroes in the sack.
Marco Bello: Never happened.
Lorenzo: Well, someone said it to me last night. Oh, must have been Contessina.
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COSIMO JUST FKN CHEATED ON CONTESSINA WHAT THE FUCK U LIL BITCH SHE JUST BETRAYED THE MAN SHE’S LOVED ALL HER LIFE FOR U, U FUCKER
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Contessina: *to Cosimo and Lorenzo* I have complete faith in you.
*later*
Contessina: There's, like, a 30% chance they'll both die.
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