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when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it
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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
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goals as an actor: to have the resume of that damn green and gold desk lamp
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slap an earring on a man and he's always instantly 100000000x hotter
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i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
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Tabitha Bennett by Andreas Bach
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My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.
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Bouquet of fresh tulips in daylight
Vradiy Art
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