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being an eighth doctor adventures fan is so hard. how do i explain to people that i want them to read an unfinished postmodernist series of 73 pulp science fiction novels from the early 2000s that's made up of a bunch of writers arguing about how to best fundamentally deconstruct dr who as a concept

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Doctor Who “The Doctor Dances” 1x10

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Yeah I read postmodern literature

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Doctor who morality is so funny because he’ll be like noooo I’d never shoot someone!! not even in self defense!! guns are so bad! but then he’ll trap someone in a mirror for eternity or make them stand watch as a scarecrow forever. Hey king we gotta get you some decarceral literature you’re doing torture on a scale so much worse than guns

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kofi comm of fitz and charley !!!

#thank you oomfie for this <3 #i love it so so sooo much

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i like old doctor who, because the plot will be "the earth's core turns people into werewolves" and the doctor will be like "ah yes, it is because of the deep earth werewolf goo" and everyone is like "ohhhh"

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

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Obviously the Doctor would never, but for the sake of the meme.

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she doctor on my who til i vworp vworp

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#fitz sweeeeppppp

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TWELFTH DOCTOR | 9.01 The Magician's Apprentice

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The Doctor!

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Doctor Who | The Giggle

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"Stop! He's er, he's British."

"Yes, I suppose I am.

Jelly baby, officer?"

This one I made the evening before my whovian anniversary like SO quickly so his face is a bit ehh but I do love 8 he will get proper fanart someday

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