my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground
so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.
both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.
do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed.
edit: azula may have been officially firelord for about 0.1 seconds but she was the unofficial firelord during ozai’s reign we just didn’t realize it
when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?