she has a uti
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“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
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Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me
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Tragically disappointed that the capsule in Stardew Valley doesn't hatch a blue space cow.
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Babs, Ianthe, Corona.
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
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she is the moment she is everything
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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body horror meets fashion (dresses made by me)
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Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?
very simple concept called believing in human rights
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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