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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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aww yuri!!! oh they’re a little bit fucked up actually

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Yes， We have a daddy in the team.

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#not really trying to be petty but its coming out this way #saving my energy for people who care

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When the Riddle is bad

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#God why can’t people read

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Boromir + concern for the Hobbits

#I love him #he’s my favorite? #😭😭😭😭🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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apparently i’m a millennial woman

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someone talk to me pls

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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

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#My daughter ghostwrote this

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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so

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The first of the new batch of Teacup Demon pups! I gave them a little star for being the first one ✨

up in the shop here!