michael-kay

[michael-kay]

im a fat piece of shit

[michael-kay]

Hark! A Vagrant! Bosie-Oscar Print by K. Beaton

[michael-kay]

Cant wait to meet my main bitches sunday

[michael-kay]

i havent screamed that loud since i found an olive garden coupon in verlanders underwear drawer

that post made me think of it

[michael-kay]

If you post anything Pierce the Veil, Of Mice and Men, or Sleeping with Sirens, reblog and like this and I'll check out your blog.

And, I do post them, so follow if you’d like! <3

[michael-kay]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

[michael-kay]

me

[michael-kay]

unghghgfffffffff

Judging you from the dugout

[michael-kay]

preach!

[michael-kay]

omfg right girl knows wat shes talkin bout

Taylor Swift’s prologues are always so well-written

[michael-kay]

faggot alert

I was on Flash’s twitter page…. and saw this.

I am SOBBING.

[michael-kay]

the fairy tale jus keeps gettin sweeter

i have a solution for the yankees offensive struggles: put michael kay in the lineup against justin verlander and verlander will be so distracted that he runs off the mound and kisses michael then the yankees win like 10-0  schemin

[michael-kay]

they dont...........

but i do ;)

At least they don’t face Verlander tomorrow.

God bless for that

[michael-kay]

sry pal justin is my bitch and my bitch only step off u lil faggot ill literally chew u a new asshole it wont b difficult have u seen the size of my head

Hey Tigers, go fuck yourselves. You wouldn’t even be here if the White Sox (and the rest of the AL Central) weren’t completely incompetent. 

I hope we knock Verlander for 6 god damn runs next inning. Bend him over like the little bitch he is. 

[michael-kay]

tongue action + its own graviatiational pull thats rite ladies (nd justin) it doesnt get much better than this tweet me if u want a good time ;) @realmichaelkay

and now for the extra mental image of Michael Kay’s big head between Jodi’s legs

YOU ARE SOOOOO WELCOME

[michael-kay]

u gayass losers r the dumbest fans ive ever met dont worry fags ill be here clamped rite onto verlanders snakeadoodle until both us us keel over

HE’S STAYING OK

[michael-kay]

im as sappy as a tree in canada during mating season

michael kay gets so sappy at the end of the season