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phrases i like

it's whatever

i don't even care

so it goes

how it is

it is what it is

but it's Fine

it's ok

i'm normal

i'll live

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You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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no but the most unrealistic thing about jtv to me (the telenovela with secret triplets and evil lesbian stepmothers building an army of people with plastic surgery and a pregnant virgin discovering her favourite telenovela star is actually her father and i could go on) is that the most bland ass entitled annoying as shit mediocre white cop guy michael cordero from the first season magically grew into a butterfly and became the swoonworthiest most caring adorable boyfriend one season later and i love that development so much about him i wish it happened in real life too:'(

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I felt like you guys will appreciate this

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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one day you'll wake up and think, "life is okay". it'll happen gradually. you'll start to notice flowers blooming in a new light. your evening shower will be a sweet refuge. your morning coffee will warm your soul. things will seem bright and beautiful, and you'll wonder how you ever wanted to leave such lovely things behind

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well life sucks but at least there’s aaron hotchner

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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which is definitely not an omen

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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i saw james bond making pancakes for his daughter and running around with her on his hip and thought "this is for straight women". my mother saw james bond flirting with every second man who walked on screen and making musical theatre references and thought "this is for gay men". but at the end of the day, no time to die was aimed at people who might want to buy an aston martin, range rover, or a toyota land cruiser

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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dogs on the window.