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midnightmadwoman · 11 hours
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dykes read Fucking Trans Women challenge
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midnightmadwoman · 13 hours
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I’m crying over this picture
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midnightmadwoman · 13 hours
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Bi Bi, Miss American Pie
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Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
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And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
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Singin', This'll be the day that I die
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This'll be the day that I die
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midnightmadwoman · 15 hours
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honestly like i get the poly(nesian) vs poly(amorous) thing, and n(on)b(lack) vs n(on)b(inary), and i’ll change to polyam or ply or enby if asked to avoid confusion, but i also need yall to know that like…its okay for one abbreviation to have multiple meanings. theres only 26 letters and we can reuse some of them, no one is “stealing” anything.
Animal Crossing did not attack Air Conditioners.
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midnightmadwoman · 19 hours
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I Want You To Quiet Down by Patrica Grullon
2011, acrylic and ink on wood
This got taken down for violation, even though it’s a perfect example of what is supposedly allowed. So I’ll put it back up for the three minutes it’ll be allowed up. 😴
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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It's fun to imagine Misha's text message alert sound going off, him pulling his phone out of his pocket to see a single sentence message from Jensen:
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
Do you guys think Jensen is hearing about balls deep destiel at the same time as us?
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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Over the years there has been a lot of insane jenmish/cockles moments and things. We know misha has no filter about it and is insane but I would like to point out that jensen is just as insane. Let's talk about insane jensen moments implying cockles and more
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*note this is all in good fun I'm not implying anything if it makes you uncomfortable for some reason please keep scrolling. I love them as friends and I love their chemistry overall and things they share with us just makes me happy.
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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Sea turtle launches attacks on a scuba diver cleaning his tank only to be foiled time and time again.
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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CW: you got eyes on him?
"if you had one moment in spn to drop the fbomb which scene would it be?"
CW Sniper: affirmative.
misha: "I'm the one who fucked you hard and raised you from perdition"
*BANG*
CW: agent?
Jensen: guess again 🔫
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midnightmadwoman · 21 hours
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People used to comment on web comics.
People used to comment on fanfiction.
People used to comment on fanart.
People used to comment on OCs.
I hate "content" culture.
I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.
People used to be excited about the art that other people created.
People used to want to share that excitement with creators.
I hate this future.
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midnightmadwoman · 22 hours
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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to
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midnightmadwoman · 22 hours
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You don’t say.
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