mightybeaujester

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shoutout to characters who are afraid of vulnerability and affection, got to be one of my favourite genders

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being a fan of something with like 30 total fans on tumblr is funny bc you get like 12 notes on a post and you're like wow the gang's all here

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Please reblog for greater sample size <3

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

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see, when i think of bread, i first and foremost imagine something like this

#@prev Okey yeah so fair #Also I am just so familiar w the cheap Edeka bread bc I did also eat it for like 3 yrs bc it's the one I could afford #So fully support the discount food life #This isn't the bread I imagine when someone mentions bread bc the good bakery bread exists but yknow what? #Average bread experience for me SHOULD mean I imagine this bread

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extremely weird to think about the fact that the internet is a collection of physical objects, like, if i send a message to a person on another continent, there's a continuous physical path that each packet followed between each of our routers and it probably passes through an undersea cable which doesn't feel like something that should be real how did people manage that

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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

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brutalist candy cane

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reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

#Giving you one of those blue agate disks that look like satellite view of the oceans various depths

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mechanism lyrics that really stuck with me :(