when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
the necromancer who just spent several days constructing and performing a ritual to raise me from the dead:
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too little time to play my game (catgirl one) but it's ok.....
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ChatBPD
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classic post rant quora phrase
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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Have y'all seen this ðŸ˜
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🇵🇸 🫒 Baihe Gotcha 4 Gaza is a fundraising event. Our goal is to raise as much money as possible and show support for the people of Palestine during the ongoing genocide. 🫒 🇵🇸
Artists and writers will sign up as creators. When signups close, you will be able to donate and receive a fanwork from one of these amazing volunteers!
$5 USD for SFW / $8 USD for NSFW
Disclaimer: This event has no connection to any company or organization. It’s by fans for fans.
Schedule:
CREATOR SIGNUP April 28th - May 26th
DONATION PERIOD June 2nd - June 8th
POSTING June 8th - onwards
More information can be found at our Carrd.
If you have any questions just drop an ask! ^.^
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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.
works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.
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biden's desperation in banning tiktok makes the entire thing more concerning to me than if it were something on the backburner everyone knew would never go anywhere.
he tied it with aid to israel to guarantee the bill made it through the senate. amidst all that is happening, banning fucking tiktok is a serious priority to him, which makes me inclined to believe there's a lot worse coming regarding censorship than currently known to the public--the bill before this one would've allowed the US government to ban social media with no other reason than "we think it's connected to xyz", no evidence presented. it wasn't exclusive to china either, it involved every US adversary, a list of countries which could be expanded whenever the government wanted. the bill failed to pass but it was backed by many including biden.
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this alpha dom dating coach guy is fucking killing me
ah yes, the three Woman interests: psychology, bdsm, and body language
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