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GOT IT?

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"chat is a pronoun" has officially joined my list of internet linguistics pet peeves. "emojis are hieroglyphs" is welcoming them to the club.

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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why am i always trying to beat the Wants To Date 20 Year Olds allegations

#for context IM YOUNG

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CHAPPELL ROAN Nylon Magazine — April 2024

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I would have said "Philomena The Ninth" but that wasn't as funny.

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

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men simply shouldn’t text me on saturdays

men simply shouldn’t text me on fridays

#LEAVE ME ALONE

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Charli XCX and Marina (known back then as Marina And The Diamonds) 10 years ago

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new kinds of homophobia/transphobia to add to your worldbuilding:

if you want your fictional society is to be less just world, but in new ways.

Sexist society that believes men are better; thus, views transmen as extremely valid, as unlike women, they have seen the light.

Gay men are honored, as with polygamy there is a continual shortage of women, and gay men means more women to go around. Lesbianism is seen as just something wives do sometimes. Transwomen are controversial because, on one hand, more women, but, on the other, some people suspect it is a scheme by fathers to have more daughters to get a bride price for.

Lesbians are controversial but only because they are seen as appropriating Amazonian culture. If you are over 6ft tall and strong, then it is okay.

Gay men are seen as too manly. That they are somehow stealing the manliness from the straight men. If woman are around them, they will somehow turn into men.

Society that "solved sexism" by dividing the world into short people and tall people and then assigning the short people to the former women's roles, and the tall people, to the men's. Now people are homophobic about two short people getting married.

people are afraid of people born in the same country as them. i.e. the opposite of xenophobia. This is homophobia. (this is what I thought homophobia was when I first saw the word)

people assume that men are gay because they have never seen a women before. People react very sympathetically to a gay man coming out because they assume it means they were locked away from society as a child.

sexist society loves trans-women because it means one less man vying political power.

#still can’t get over now people are homophobic over two short people getting married

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this is about a specific man. 🧍‍♂️. other than him men are allowed to text me on fridays

men simply shouldn’t text me on fridays

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men simply shouldn’t text me on fridays

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u know it’s bad when you dry heave about it for a while

when i barely pass an exam heehee

#AT LEAST IM DONE THO!!! #68/132 credits of my undergrad locked in

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when i barely pass an exam heehee

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#1 or 3

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i always think about how two of my friends speak french and once one of them said “why do you speak french in a texan accent”

“what? i’ve never even been to texas. i speak french normally”

“no you speak french like how i imagine someone from texas would speak french”

“i speak french like a normal person from switzerland. because i grew up in switzerland. it’s swiss french.”

“no, you just sound like you’re from texas”

“okay i don’t think you’re qualified to talk about this, mister quebecois”

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I LOVE MY FRIENDS