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Raindrops, Flashcards, summaries, knitting and ginger tea.
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I was pregnant and everyone was yelling at me and my boyfriend because of that, even though we repeatedly told people that we never did anything. I gave birth but when I looked at the blankets that they put my “baby” into, it was a stapler wrapped inside them. Yes, the kind that you have in an office. So we talked to the doctors and they said that this happened because I ate contaminated Doritos and that the same thing was happening to others around the world who were giving birth to different office supplies.
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food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.
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Mokan Thulutha.
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“They broke him, Eleanor!”
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i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face
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some fucking idiot doctor with a piece of shit degree: you shouldn’t touch your face after petting a cat, it can really irritate your eyes and nose even if you’re not allergic!
me, a fucking genius: *smashing my entire face in my cat’s belly and getting scratched for it*
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https://www.instagram.com/purple_buddha_project/
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Power move of the century.
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early valentines
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