millytherat

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04/29/2024

Hey small ask for today

I need $60 to get to work for the next few days. I did get paid a few days ago most went to food+bills and it still costs me $100 a week just to get there, If you can please help me get to work.

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

VM: wildwotko

Dm 4 PP

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judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

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do you ever think about how Chilchuck, is, in canon, some real Hot Shit (founder and leader of the Half foot union dedicated to help them, clearly one of the best lockpick out there, given his rates and skills, and its not a stretch to think he has the matching reputation to go with), and still, still, when dandan introduced him to laios, he joined them, and stayed. for three years. do you ever think that other parties wanted chil to join them but he picked the weirdo siblings and they're jealous of the touden for that and laois has no idea he has the biggest baddest lockpick bitch in his party. do you ever think of that. i do.

Edit: oh man i didnt think this post would breach containment and now i think people dont understand my intent:

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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"I would have the same opinion if I was a girl with boobs"

No, you wouldn't, and EVEN if you did (you wouldnt) thats not something you could know

If you HAD boobs, you would know better, I mean, if you really do have logical thinking, that is

But I dont think you do <3

Seriously, like half of the Busty Girl Problems comics are a) things you shouldn’t be doing in the first place, or b) things that occur independently of your boob size.

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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I read the bachelorette au dabihawks fic and fucking hell I might be a dabihawks shipper now

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Me: I don’t really have a favorite Delicious In Dungeon character. I just enjoy the show in general.

Me this week: WHERE is my Chilchuck??? Where is my sad wet rag of a man?? My little divorced old dude??? I don’t care about these people I just want to see my favorite alcoholic twink!!!

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"I never said we should kill him."

Sadistic, liar, yes I did say that

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements