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I am so cool and sexy who wants me

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Being butch leaning while being obsessed with the bright colors and rainbows is hard work but someone has to do it 🫡

#I butch-ified my hair I think but I’m also gonna re rainbow the parts I had to cut to make it look good short

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Milo mixing bleach in a very small bathroom once again 💪

#yipppeeee

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Remebrr how I said I was gonna do my hair yesterday and I didn’t do it (no bc that post got zero notes) welllll it’s fine bc I didn’t do it yesterday I’m gonna do it today rn and I have no idea how it will turn out bum bum bum will I buzz all my hair off who knowssss!!!! Only time will tell

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DAY RUINED

my mom said NO sloppy top

#hiiiii <3

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I want to be a person who loves the sea so bad but alas I hate mystery things hitting my feet in the water

#remembering swimming at the ocean on my birthday and just saying how did I survive as long as I did (like. five minutes.) #I am a seaweed hater !!! stay in the ocean floor not just floating hitting my ankles please and thank youuuuuu

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I love you weed I love you vibrator I love you fanfic

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Screaming crying throwing up it just occurred to me that I’m gonna be up north THIS WEEK like. Wednesday. AHHHH YIPPPEEEEE!!!!!!

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Look at this big nasty bug I saw outside on a wall today

#📸

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Can’t even imagine someone liking me to the point of a real actual relationship like what. Someone could like me enough to want to be with me and like kiss me if I ask for a kiss like that’s crazy no one wants that from me

#does anyone want to kiss me please please please please

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Getting drunk before noon on a Sunday is just like putting shorts on to go to the bathroom in the hall (brother is home) and then immediately coming back after and dropping ur shorts back next to ur bed and crawling back in it all comfy

#I love you whiskey and kaluah #and sugar free root beer and also weed #I love you substances I hate you being present in my brain or body

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good morning puppy❣️

#GOOD MORNING :3 #💞💞💞

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I want to have my tits out all the time I want to be wearing just a hoodie and shorts outside and get a little warm and just whip off the hoodie and let the tits free like I don’t care but I am afraid of anyone else seeing or caring or commenting

#me vs not putting a tank top on under my hoodie before I let the dog out and sat outside

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Coughing so hard you throw up in front of your friends is like a right of passage

#this is unrelated to anything currently happening in my life (the friends irl part. I did just cough so hard I almost threw up)

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Pinterest : invite friends to this board?

Me : no and fuck you for asking.

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Me seeing funk roll over on the bottom of his cage like do a little flip thing and I went to google it just to see like is this a hormonal thing is he getting nasty with the floor of his cage or whatever and every link was like YOUR BIRD IS DYING AT THIS RATE IT IS ALREADY DEAD or it’s like TeeHee UwU that’s just my silly guy and I don’t read into any of my birds behaviors ever :3

#makes me so mad. #just tell me if my bird is allowed for real or not #where are the real sources of bird info (esp green cheek conure) and why is is that everything I’ve seen that’s been good has been a teaser #for a huge expensive thing with all this info and booklets that’s mostly basic basic basic bird stuff that ends up being 70% worthless. #and who has the 600 for a bird and then 400 for your fucking bird treatment binder system woman on instagram god damn it #okay. anyways. this is fine. gonna pull a Reddit answerer five years ago and say that’s just him being silly and move on #🪩

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Training my brain to look at whatever I’ve just typed and automatically look to see if I should delete the last two lines has been such a good thing for me honestly.

#most of the time at the end of a post or poem or whatever by the end it has devolved into hating myself or starting a new topic so unrelate #it cannot possibly be contained in the same post. sometimes both things at the same time.