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vote for the fetid ogre

idk how i feel about this mob vote or like. specifically people's views on it? like why are you guys supporting the unicorn (rarer breed than blue axolotl and not even rideable???) and not haggis when we get THREE new crops with the haggis AND what looks like a pulley/mountain climbing system?

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🚨true 🚨

minecraft 1.21 the penis update

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Mojang has issued a statement recommitting to diversity, and removing “harmful stereotypes” from the game. Confusingly, they have removed Ghasts in order to address this.

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Are you scared

You can tell notch was a sick bastard what with all the Cave noises. No reason for that to be there, peaceful ass game ruined

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Hexbugs for your blog 🐛

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Removed. Herobrine.

Minecraft Patch notes Thursday, September 8, 2022

Removed herobrine

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Minecraft Patch notes Thursday, September 8, 2022

Removed herobrine

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Do not spread misinformation

Sup your Suck with the new Minecraft Potion of Fuck

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Sup your Suck with the new Minecraft Potion of Fuck

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Its good when this happens.

tumblr should add a crafting system

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Please Fucking Help Me

WHOAH. Never let me near a plate of Spicy Mojang’s Hot Wafers- I’ll eat too many!

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The Minecraft renaissance is now over! With the death of fireflies, the prophecy has been completed. Minecraft Mania will resume in 2026, with the emergence of Minecraft’s Jerma Equivalent.

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they removed fireflies because of what I was going to do

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

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The Minecraft Movie has been delayed due to the FuckerBeast that got into the film room and ate Chris Pratt

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remove biomes

i DON’T think they should add anymore features into this game.

INSTEAD they should start removing features until we’ve atoned for our sins

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*looks away sheepishly but is suspiciously grassblock shaped*

oh my god

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MACHINE & GEARS. THE FLESH REVOLVING