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why is he lightly sprinkled with shit

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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.

For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:

The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go

As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"

It's not stupid if it works.

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I understand the sentiment, but when you write RIP in a sentence please be careful with your presentation, cause I just saw someone sincerely post "Let her RIP 😔" and I immediately pictured them Beyblading their grandma into the fucking stratosphere.

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well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

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i think everyone who is following the cod fandom at the moment knows what happened to dear inquisitor ghost, an incredible cosplayer who passed away from unfair and cruel causes.

one of his biggest dreams, besides cosplaying his favorite character, was to have his own in his favorite game!

here is a petition to make vincent's dream come true, his work will be recognized forever, he did what he loved rigorously, and he deserves to have his own character.

it's safe, and any amount is welcome! sign if you can 🖤

https://www.change.org/p/create-an-inquisitor-skin-in-call-of-duty-to-honor-his-memory

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jesus fucking christ

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i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense

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You have to admit it's extremely funny that Ted Lasso broke up their beloved power couple at the beginning of the season and, rather than having their romantic leads work on themselves separately so that they could reunite stronger and healthier at the end of the season (like literally everyone predicted they would), they had their leading man spiral so far into codependency with their leading woman's ex boyfriend that they both became completely insufferable and off-putting to her

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did you know that in this scene Phil Dunster actually in real life made the goal from the halfway line!!! and all the guys jumping on him celebrating was their genuine reaction 🥺 (x)

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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Its a comic!

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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

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RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen

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jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence

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Art by u/reachling

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my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”

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