miniaturecatmentality

[miniaturecatmentality]

my mom loves this show she asked me if my friends watched it and i said no one watches this show. she says to tell everyone about it so they’ll make another season.

[miniaturecatmentality]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE!

[miniaturecatmentality]

bars

[miniaturecatmentality]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[miniaturecatmentality]

Namib Web-footed Gecko (Pachydactylus rangei), family Gekkonidae, found in the deserts of SW Africa

photograph by Jadene Chapman

[miniaturecatmentality]

Two Friends Discuss Angels

There's a 45 minute explainer video on my Patreon if people want to learn more

[miniaturecatmentality]

Giovanni Congia polp

Octopus vulgaris

[miniaturecatmentality]

Joanne

[miniaturecatmentality]

Doofenshmirtz is trying to take over the Tri-State Area again. Instead of Perry the Platypus, the FBI gets there first.

[miniaturecatmentality]

the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

[miniaturecatmentality]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[miniaturecatmentality]

IRL friend: So is Worm good?

Demon on my shoulder: Quickly! You have to mention that Worm is 1.6 million words long! It's the only way to reel them into this

Other Demon on my shoulder: Don't do that, it's unappealing for the average person. You should instead mention how Worm ruined your life because you couldn't stop reading it. That's very appealing.

The Taylor Hebert I've conjured from inside the depths of my mind: 1 million bug attack! Go!

[miniaturecatmentality]

[miniaturecatmentality]

what the fuck is this taylor swift lyric

[miniaturecatmentality]

This is my favourite interview strategy

[miniaturecatmentality]

i know it’s all just jokes but i think we should fr stop acting like the people around us don’t have inner lives. “npc” becoming an acceptable term to call people is very disturbing to me like genuinely idc if it’s not that deep…. plus the new phenomena of calling things you find no substance in “coworker music/movies/etc” like i get the conceit of the joke but i think when you refer to other people in that way consistently, you start to genuinely become convinced that people are just there to fill the background of your life, that they don’t have hobbies or families or lives beyond what you perceive, and that’s so bad. that’s sooooo bad to think of people

[miniaturecatmentality]

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work: