greetings to any and all thots
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one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks
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Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks
Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police
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Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?
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I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
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why does every butch lesbian i meet have the aura of a warm & cozy blanket
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me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it’s ok
me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass
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“you look tired” ok well gays don’t sleep janet what’s ur point
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i love art 👏
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pls tell me im not the only one
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