Tumgik
miscilaiousbastard · 5 days
Text
Tumblr media
Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them
6K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 16 days
Text
sometimes my friends send me good reels
(op)
35K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 1 month
Text
My girlfriend is turning 32 soon… 
I’ve told her not to get her hopes up. “After all,” I say, “we’re only going to celebrate it for half a minute” when she asked what in the world I was talking about, I pointed out “This is your thirty-second birthday”
31K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 1 month
Photo
Tumblr media
this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
218K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 1 month
Text
is tumblr aware that half the uk is suddenly Very Invested in the royal family because we think kate middleton is dead
58K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
64K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 2 months
Note
Twitter too political, how do become one with tumblr?
The same philosophy I have on every site
“If the thing pisses you off or find gross, just walk away from it,
What’s the point of enticing something that wants to shit on your carpet by giving it a motivation to do it more”
331 notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 2 months
Text
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
307K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 2 months
Text
It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
38K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
9K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
why do you even want a live action adaptation of avatar. it's good already. the story was told in a good way and you can watch it. you dont need it again but worse.
27K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
S
stop saying L under my posts this isn't your heart
7K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
It’s for shit like this that i don’t use any social media except tumblr. At least here we’re civil about our chaos.
Tumblr media
babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped
65K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
Change your Tumblr password now.
Humongous data breach just happened, with loads upon loads of sites being affected. Tumblr's among those. Also on the list is Wattpad for you fanfic people out there- among many, many other places.
There's a searchable list at the bottom of the article. Highly recommend scrolling or searching through, seeing what places you may be on that have been affected, and securing all your accounts. This thing's kind of big.
If you know people on any of the sites affected, let them know about this too, and spread the article around.
49K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
reblolgos for bigger sample size :))
19K notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
I FORGOT TO MAKE THE POLL LAST A WEEK SO WE'RE RE-DOING IT!
PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU VOTE
877 notes · View notes
miscilaiousbastard · 3 months
Text
over christmas when i came out fully to my mom she did tell me i was beautiful and gave me some of her old jewelry and told me she was excited to have another daughter and that was all wonderful, but the part that meant the most to me was when i told her "i want to get my facial hair taken care of sooner than later, the whole "girl" thing is a lot easier to swallow when im shaved" and she examined my use of the phrase "it's a lot easier to swallow" and said "Scout, I didn't have a good relationship with my mother. you know that." (i did know that, my grandma was NOT good to my mother) "but your grandma kim [friend of my grandma's, unrelated by blood in any way, but was adopted as a grandma through familial osmosis] was the greatest woman who's ever been in my life. and up until the day she died, she had a beard and a moustache [which is true, my grandma kim, a cis woman, had VERY thick facial hair]. if you kept your facial hair for the rest of your life i wouldnt think of you as less of a woman" and ya know what? THAT'S the part of her support that made me cry.
my grandma kim was an amazing woman and she had peach fuzz that she didnt give a FUCK about. and everyone loved her.
you can have your own fuzz too, and that doesn't make you not a woman.
50K notes · View notes