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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

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hey i noticed you reblogging my posts do you want to sit and bark for me

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i think its so funny that alumni from schools like harvard and columbia that were there during the protests in the 60s-80s are expressing support for students currently protesting against the genocide in palestine, and random zionists that were NOT at these protests in the 60s-80s have the never ending audacity to tell these alumni "well thats different, what you protested was good and what they're protesting is bad." as if protesters against the vietnam war and apartheid south africa were not also demonized, arrested, brutalized, and even killed for their activism. history only remembers them fondly after the damage has already been done.

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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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my wife is a wiggles rave hater

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76 bathroom ?!?!

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

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“hey i need to go home bc i’m fully convinced all of my coworkers are upset by me and each individually can pick a grievance that I have wronged them in the last 24 hours and I am not crazy just this is real”

#it’s not i’m having mild psychosis i think

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the fact that i have to buy a wrist brace bc it work and NOT bc of gay activities is how i know my work-life balance is wrong

#ur telling me i get carpal tunnel from potting instead of pussy i - #this is too wrong

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getting drunk and looking at gifs is top tier

#how did she change outfits so fast wtf #but no sensory noise

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i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men