can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
blocking a mutual-in-law you find annoying is a move I fully support but imagine trying to do that irl. like hi aunt myrna would you like to come to my thanksgiving dinner? we would LOVE to have you there. btw your loser husband jeff is not allowed in he has to stand outside the door the whole time