Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source)
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never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience
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I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically
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I almost mist the pun
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A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse
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me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)
Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.
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Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.
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walking a drunk friend like
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Hello I saw your post about penpals and I was interested in it. Would you like to start doing it?
Yes of course! Just send me a message 🖤
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