So stressed rn... Could really benefit from holding a lil duck.
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Yall ever just feel how chords resonate and just know what tones make it up?
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Constantly striving to be better, smarter, and more talented than my father out of spite.
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My gay ass just had to fall in love with someone I can't have huh
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It's crazy when you want to marry someone but also want to steal their gender
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Yall think French is a romantic language? Nah you got it all wrong, German is way more romantic. Yeah sure when you're yelling it seems like the angrier language, but when you're not?? It's the most romantic sound to bless your ears. If someone told me how much they loved me in German I'd simply be deceased. 6 foot under by the time they spoke the first word.
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God damn do I love poetry
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I'm finally understanding most of what my old instructor taught me and it's been almost a year since I stopped going to lessons. He is a literal genius and I'm so grateful he was willing to teach me what he knew.
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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Can't wait to stand and pretend to play the Trumpet for 2 hours lmao
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Big thanks to my dad for being the reason I have so many topics to write about for English class!
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LMFAO
thank you for your service twitter
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due to various scheduling issues of living across the country and being adults none of my friends except one could make it to my birthday so we decided to buy a cake and serve it to the people at a bar to just create a birthday party. which worked pretty well until my friend exitedly went "do you know what happened on this very important day?" to announce my birthday only for one girl to interrupt them even more exitedly with "the day germany standardised paper sizes!" which we all quickly agreed was an even better reason to eat cake.
which is how i ended up singing the sentence HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR DIN A4 PAPER with a group of drunken strangers on my birthday, which is better than anything I could have planned in the first place.
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I love working with the general public. Today I had to tell a woman not to "pspsps" at a snapping turtle the size of a dinner plate
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME
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It's been an hour but only 30 minutes have passed :(
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