missperryberry

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Fr fr my ass is getting pretty fat yall.

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ur blog is so cool i wish u posted more often :(((

I'll try to get on more!

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Are you a dancer? If not, you should be! Very sexy!

I have been before actually! I'm a mom now so those hours don't really work so great for me. :(

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HAHAHAHA

I can't stop bawling. My life is in shambles.

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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Que sera sera.

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What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP. LITERALLY SHUT UP. DO NOT FUCKING SAY ANOTHER WORD. PLEASE. I'M GONNA LOSE MY SHIT DUDE.

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“A lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then, I knew that I was waiting for my wife.”

The Office (2005-2013) ep. ‘Niagara’

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What do I like about you?

Your voice. Your smile. The way you laugh. Your loyalty to the ones you love. Your beard. The way your hugs feel like they could crush me and still be the safest place in the world. The way you get excited. Your honesty. The way you are around my kid. Your hands. The fact that almost every inch of you is covered in hair. How tough you look. How sweet you are. How much we can talk and listen and debate. Your heart. They way you make me feel. The fact that you're a man. A "big strong man". Everything.

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You've got a lot of nerve, but not a lot of spine. You made your bed when you worried about mine. You can run but you can't hide. Time won't help you cause karma has no deadline. Now you know, now you know. True friends stab you in the front.

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