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daily affirmations
I am a vortex of Bullshit
I attract Toxicity
I attract Negative energy
Wealth and Success flee from me
Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder
My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons
Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall
My Crystal's are Busted
My Chakras are Spinning Backeards
My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet
I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred
I attract Drama
My Children Hate me
Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds
My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's
My OF is Failing
My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned
My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak
I have Ozempic Face
I have Nothing
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
My life is Fucked
MY LIFE IS fucked.
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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I'm scared of japanese speaking Cairyx, because that implies a possibility he learned it by watching anime, and you know...
list of cdta characters that canonically know what yaoi is:
joshua atkin
madeline wells
cairyx
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Cairyx : 抱きしめましょう, 先輩 !
Luce : If you call me "Senpai" ONE MORE FUCKING TIME -
i think cairyx hugging luce would look like a koala on a tree lol
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Bestie
English - best friend
Bestie
Czech - beast, brute, monster
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"road rage, except there's no road"
Best way to describe Luce
so...... just rage? :p
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i feel like part of joshuas torture in the sand pit was just him being forced to listen to the old married couple bickering of cairyx and luce lmao
being joshua atkin is suffering
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Tag the OC who WASNT MEANT TO BE THAT TRAUMATISED IM SORRY
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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Honestly, Cairyx probably would pull that kind of "front of Vogue" pose because he's too uneducated about human society to know that's not an everyday pose
Just him, posing like a model when Luce comes back like
"So what's the plan for today, babygirl?"
And then he watches Luce fly into road rage, except there's no road
its the lack of social skills and also probably being used to having 3 joints in each limb. like its gotta feel weird the sheer lack of mobility he has w a human skeleton
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Live reaction of that one time Cairyx called Luce "babygirl"
https://youtu.be/ULZb9HxfDjo?si=UR0wzHh0d_jHBOOX
0:45-0:50
sgkasgfdsgfsdh yea exactly!!!!
(also 0:40-0:45 is joshua in the NIghtmare Sand Pit lol)
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Shit I found on Pinterest
Pins Cai would wear while as Caleb
And the vibes Luce gives off
And ofc the two of them
Luce : Who wants to do a new type of Devil with me?
Cai : I'll make a new type of Devil with you. Since I don't have anything else to do
Luce : Not because you want to? 🥺
Quick pause for some Leah attention
Now witness Joshua stealing all the spotlight
And now let's go back to the 1850s, see how shit was going down in Iowa since Luce got the power of anime voice
Oh and one last thing
INFDXTDFGKJYBT these r all so good omg!!!!!!!! XD
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