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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Me n my brother making fun of my mom for suggesting he loose weight to fit into his pants (he's jacked but not the point). The earth is healing.

#we both were like??? seems like resitricting ur food is bad actually #and she backed down immediately #if it was just me she would have told me it was healthy but conor too? naur

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Hayah Schor so real for fucking only guys who knew enough Torah. Straight forwardly telling a potential lover to come back when he knew song of songs

#less real for the incest tho :/ #but real again for only fucking who she wanted and not who her husbanded wanted her too #love to dance naked with a torah crown 👑 #phd comp postin #sabbatian #yiddish

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Having some medical tests done (I'm probbbbbably fine) in this house is so stressful. I'm doing a 24 hr pee test today.

Having to VERY FIRMLY tell my dad and brother that startling me while I bring the piss jug back to the fridge would not be funny for either of us

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"Thank you. Thanks for each one of you, because you've made us, me and my people, feel that we're free, we're heard, and we're going back to our homes and land."

"I've spent the whole night thinking about every video I see- you're shouting for Palestine, you are protesting for Palestine, you are dancing, singing for Palestine. I feel it here, in my head. I'm going back, and I'm free. And one day we will celebrate it in real, in Gaza, together."

"Keep going. And we will too."

Bisan Owda, journalist in Gaza , in a message to student activists, April 26, 2024

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it’s so funny when american zionists talk about how they feel unsafe. wdym you’re scared to leave your house because of hamas. you live in connecticut.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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I really think everyone should find an offline hobby that you can do while listening to podcasts or music

Like there is nothing more centering then listening to something enjoyable while doing something with your hands that isn't endless scrolling

Hand sewing small items or embroidering moss while listening to people chatter about things I don't really care about just to enjoy their chatter is so very grounding

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I just don't understand how someone can write a book on a bit of Ashkenazi folk culutre and seem like they don't know yiddish exists lol

#phd comp postin #yiddish #would be a much better book if she wrote this is the gendered implications of dybbuks in hebrew lit #instead of outright stating that jewish women didnt write about thrmselves until the 1890s #like thats not even true even in hebrew lit alone but a much more forgivable mistake #i literally work on a genre of jewish lit defined by women writing about women

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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LIKE OK he tells this story about how during the riots he was driving to his police station and a cop friend calls him up to say hey, it's "violent down here don't do that." He thinks cop 2 is a coward and drives on. As soon as he turns the corner he gets shot at by a group. He reverses, takes a swig of something and powers on to the station with a gun in his lap.

This is most definitely lies!!

1) the story is so Johny Cowboy American hero stuff: grizzled cop takes a swig of whiskey, powers on through a hail of gun fire. Reeks of bulshit just from the framing.

2) so your telling me that a cop got shot at, was perfectly fine, and was calm enough to not shoot himself? Lol.

3) presumably the car was fine too? Because if the car was shot at presumably they would take pictures and show how scary it was. So either the cops decided not to make a big deal out of being shot at (lol) or this guy drove through gunfire miraculously unscathed.

Anyways extremely funny stuff, good job bud.

Watching OJ Made in America. The framing is actually so funny.

Like you get two episodes of context on the specifics of racism in LA, but the conceit of the show is that its being told to you by people related to the oj case in some way.

Which means.... the Cop So Racist He Made Himself Unwell But Happens To Have Found The Glove gives you his perspective on the LA riots (he's lying through his teeth the whole time.)

#my hot take is that he maybe saw a guy with a gun on the way to the station and then invented a cool cop story tm #oj simpson #made in america #also everytime hes asked about his insane racism by the doc he responds the same way #he responds to his own racism by kinda shruging

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Watching OJ Made in America. The framing is actually so funny.

Like you get two episodes of context on the specifics of racism in LA, but the conceit of the show is that its being told to you by people related to the oj case in some way.

Which means.... the Cop So Racist He Made Himself Unwell But Happens To Have Found The Glove gives you his perspective on the LA riots (he's lying through his teeth the whole time.)

#oj simpson #made in america

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you aren't ready for a brutalist themed wedding

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LAURAS MUM POSSESED BY WINDOM EARL?

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Audrey's dad is gonna convert to Islam that my guess today

#twin peaks #twin peaks season 2 e 21