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LIFTS GANON UP WITH THE SILVER GAUNTLETS OVER HIS HEAD. THROWS HIM INTO THE NEAREST BODY OF WATER. BYE, FUCKER.

GANON YELLS IN SURPRISE AT THE SUDDEN CONTACT, AND YELLS EVEN LOUDER AT THE THROW. OF ALL THE THINGS HE COULD DO, FLYING WASN’T ONE OF THEM!!!

MUCH LIKE A CAT, HE CLAWS HIS WAY OUT OF THE WATER AS FAST AS HE POSSIBLY CAN AND GROWLS. MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE KILLED LINK.

#lcyalbound #⟣⇢ Shining courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Link. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ “ It’s all I can do! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; IC Asks. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ [Malice goop is everywhere] ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; Crack. ⇠⟢ #just fuckin' sLAM DUNK HIM

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having found a broken wall to stand on that brings the knight closer to the kings eye level - not yet there, but much closer than his own height - motioning to him. then, when he isn't fast enough, impatiently waving him over. soon the king is there - finally! he's not here to wait today, it seems - & the knight is throwing a scarf longer & wider than his over the mans head. could he have handed it? absolutely. but that's not inconvenient enough.

He noticed the short Hylian climbing up the wall and couldn’t help but watch in amusement; he felt a bit bad that he found it so funny to watch, but he certainly did nothing to change the fact. When Link beckoned him over, he was definitely surprised. While Ganon was actually a bit happy that the other seemed to finally be adjusting somewhat, he was a bit suspicious of what the other had in store for him.

When Ganon approached, his amusement returned. Link was now far closer to his height; was he perhaps wanting a serious conversation and was taking in consideration of his own height? That would be... oddly kind of Link. However, when he found himself actually standing there before the other he realized far to late that wasn’t the case. The scarf that flopped across his head and the what looked to be half delighted and half annoyed look Link was giving him told Ganon everything.

It was one time, and he refused to drop it. It wasn’t Ganon’s fault he hadn’t known Link was in the pile of scarves! If he had, it wouldn’t have scared him! Ganon grumbled, pulling the scarf off his head and giving the Hylian a hearty scowl; he was never going to live it down.

“What’s this for?” he questioned; he didn’t know if Link was simply teasing him, or if this was supposed to be a gift too. Ganon wanted to make sure, that way he didn’t hurt his feelings.

#lcyalbound #⟣⇢ “ It’s all I can do! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; IC Asks. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ Shining courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Link. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ Soul Separated ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; Hyrule Warriors Verse. ⇠⟢

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"Life itself is a frightening image for every human being... being strong in life isn't easy." //sweats//

Hello!!!! Sorry I’m a bit late, I was over on my Ignis Scientia blog at @unmeiochita!!!! I’ll be over here more now that I’m not an idiot and @lcyalbound revealed to me their secrets [DABS LOUDLY]

Thanks so much for readin’ ‘em!!!

#cxrruptedhxpe #⟣⇢ “ I’m Ike and I fight for my friends! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ OoC Asks. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ “ We’re in this together! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Rules Read. ⇠⟢

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"Life itself is a frightening image for every human being... being strong in life isn't easy."

My appologies! I’ve been over at @unmeiochita this whole time sdkjfhgdf thank you so much though!! (I promise I’ll be on more from now on!!! If not, catch me over there and fist fight me tbh)

#sapientiiae #⟣⇢ “ I’m Ike and I fight for my friends! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ OoC Asks. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ “ We’re in this together! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Rules Read. ⇠⟢

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For the first time of any hero, Ganon saw a true expression on the others face. In all lives past, the only expression he had ever seen was either that infuriating mask of indifference, or one of determination and anger. He couldn’t help but raise a brow, clearly surprised and even amused at the boys sudden show of emotion. His lips quirked slightly; he wanted to know what other emotions he could pull from the boy.

“What’s wrong boy? I’ve never seen your deceptive mask break before. Have you lost your strength to hide? Or are you perhaps confident enough in your win to let me see such emotion?” he teased lightly, wondering if perhaps he might have gone too far and would send the hero into an angered flurry.

The King took an imposing step forward, though there was no motive to attack within it. In fact, he looked almost relaxed; all the anger and spite seemed to be replaced by simple amusement from the banter he was spewing, and the expressions Link was offering. Another step was taken, evening out his footing as the beast continued, “I didn’t know the hero was capable of even having expressions. You are indeed better than your counterparts.” 

mitateru.

The King watched as the boys’ position shifted, watched as he prepared himself to be combat ready. He watched with calculated eyes as the hero twirled the sword in his hand, ready to strike at him as if he were a snake. Something akin to a growl resonated through Ganon; a growl of anger and a wordless promise of retribution.

“How amusing the hero stand so frightened before me, when all others were prepared to fight and lose their lives to a worthless cause.” He sneered, voice loud and unmistakeable, eyes burning with centuries of spite,”It seems you’ll be the only one worthy to fight me. Courage is only born of fear and the others clearly lacked it.“

The beastly King didn’t offer compliments often, though he was no fool to who he was about to face. It was true, the heros before this one were brave, not couragous; this one was couragous because he was afraid, and to Ganon, that only meant this would be a proper fight amongst those chosen by the Goddesses. A fight that he had long awaited.

          …had he heard right? the king seemed to start with an insult, a prod at his pride, to anger the hero, but quickly turned into some sort of back handed compliment. for what reason he had to say such a thing, link’s far from sure, however if it was to confuse him, it worked. anger flared in his veins at the accusation of him being frightened  ( though the truth, he’d much rather it be kept in the dark, for his own sanity ), to then say he’s worthy of fighting the king  &  push him into the realm of confusion. 

          it was far from those taunting words the witch would use, the sense of being degraded doesn’t prick  &  claw at his soul like ganons. no, it’s too.. genuine, too real. honest. his surprise shows on his face, the near unreadable visage breaking for a moment to allow brows to fly up, eyes blinking once, twice. then, his expression contorts into an emotion along the lines of uncertain, awkward ; mouth hung open just slightly before closing a second later. is he meant to return it?

          …suddenly, this is all taking a turn for the worst. in all the wrong ways. he’s .. nervous again, the air changing from the fight ready red to a more tense, awkward shade. it shouldn’t be going like this! lips press into a line, head shaking away his scrambled thoughts, pushing past how odd it all feels to lunge at the king, ready to strike.

#lcyalbound #⟣⇢ Shining courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Link. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ Soul Separated ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; Hyrule Warriors Verse. ⇠⟢

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“Oh, my deepest apologies then, I simply assumed we were meeting with the merchants themselves. Its rare that we are greeted by the leader.” he stated firmly, giving a slight respectful yet apologetic bow before continuing, “That’s quite alright with me, I’m merely here as a guard to the ones I came with, as there have been scuffles in the past...”

His voice trailed off as he thought of what he said; it was true, when trades first began with the other races, there had been much distrust between them. Claims of anger for them not helping during the war, claims of betrayal and treason had been shouted out and accused. Revali had always shrugged it off, but now he was beginning to worry if the Gerudos would do the same.

“Though normally trade negotiations are made between leaders, since ours is not here I’ve been given full responsability to proceed. What is it you would like to discuss?” he shifted as he spoke, motioning for the merchants to move forward now, knowing that it was safe.

⟐⟐⟐ ⦙ ⦙ @strengthinspirit

It was just a simple delivery, though the route they were taking was completely wrong! Revali knew it shouldn’t bother him as much as it did, but he was just far too used to travelling to the Castle! Not to mention apparently this new place didn’t exactly like guys? He was rather unsure as to why they would make him of all people escort this group of merchants to such a place, but he was in no position to complain. After all, it at least allowed him to stretch his wings and see a new part of the area.

Upon touchdown with his fellow Rito, he could easily see the looming Fortress ahead, as well as what looked to be armed warriors patrolling. He quietly, though rather inwardly a bit nervous, followed the merchants, bow in hand just in case. It was then he spotted one that seemed to be dressed differently, perhaps she was the merchant they were to meet with? Deciding it was time to play his role, he stopped his escortees, telling them to remain until he knew it was safe, and carefully approached.

“You there, I am Revali of the Rito, escorter to those,“ he motioned to the merchants he had flown down with, “merchants. Are you the Gerudo seller we are to be meeting with?“

#strengthinspirit #⟣⇢ The Iron Knuckle ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Nabooru. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ The spirits requiem ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Revali ;; Ocarina of Time Verse. ⇠⟢

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SHAKESPEARE AESTHETICS.

Macbeth: the howl of wolves. moonless nights. dirt under fingernails. stained silk. chattering teeth. voices hoarse and cracked. rotting fruit. echoing drums. dry heaving. hanging cobwebs. stifling humidity. bloodshot eyes. the roughness of rusted steel. wild rose bushes. muscle cramps. the sound of splintering wood.

A Midsummer Night’s Dream: crackling fires. the faint music of running water. dirty, bare feet. tattered clothing. petrichor. thistledown. wilted wildflower crowns. ivy crawling on stone. late evening birdsong. curling leaves. a symphony of croaking frogs. drifting feathers.  the eerie sound of windchimes at night.  humming bees. beds of clover.

Romeo and Juliet: warm golden lamplight. worn shoes. crumbling brick walls. whispered poetry. embroidered satin.  cool, hazy mornings. tousled hair. rosewater. flushed cheeks. distant orchestras. unfinished marble statues. cobblestone streets. loose threads. ink smudged on parchment. tapping fingers. dust illuminated by sunlight. poison vials.

Hamlet: shattered glass. a cluster of fraying ribbons. unanswered knocks on doors. lingering dampness. white noise. inexplicable drafts. migraines. bleeding ears. the taste of metal. reflected mirrors. dry, cracked lips. the sound of tearing paper. fogged windows. memories of dreams. tarnished silver. protruding veins.

Tagged by: @kassthebird

Tagging: Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh--

#⟣⇢ Out of Courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ OoC. ⇠⟢ #I never realized how much I liked the aesthetics of shakespeare until now

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She hesitated for a moment, wondering what songs he had to offer that she may not already know of. Still, it had been quite awhile since she’s been to this light realm, and she has missed much, if the rubble scattered across the lands had anything to say about it.

“I suppose it wouldn’t hurt. Its been awhile since I’ve heard anything of worth.“

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Midna was a bit stunned by the motion, it wasn’t often one was bold enough to do something so small and simple, yet utterly silly to her. It was something only a father would do, as her own had done it quite often when she too, was little. The look on her face grew distant and forlorn for a moment before she came to, and waved her hand, as if trying to swipe the act away.

“You here in the light world are odd. Far kinder than I ever heard from stories when I was little. You give things up without a care in the world.” she huffed, arms crossing, though her voice grew far more quite as she mummbled, “None of you even remember the troubles that happened so long ago.”

Kass was a little sad when she didn’t take his gesture well. That one always worked with the children at Rito. Oh well. Maybe she saw something he didn’t know. Probablly.

“That’s right, I don’t. I was born in a time of turmoil, but I was relatively safe my whole life.” He put a hand on his accordion, to show her the instrument. “However, my teacher taught me songs about the past. Maybe I could sing them for you?”

#kassthebird #⟣⇢ The wandering minstrel ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Kass. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ The forgotten legend ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Midna ;; Breath of the Wild Verse. ⇠⟢

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░ Some angsty starter sentences !!  ❝ It’s okay — you’re going to be okay! ❞ ❝ No, please don’t leave… ❞ ❝ What do you mean you’re leaving?❞ ❝ I…I’m sorry. I have to go ❞ ❝ Where does it hurt?❞ ❝ What the hell did you do that for?❞ ❝ Why didn’t you tell me this before? ❞ ❝ No, they can’t be… they can’t be gone❞ ❝ I thought that we would go together ❞ ❝ I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do it, but I had to tell them.❞ ❝ It won’t stop bleeding! ❞ ❝ Why do you make me feel so vulnerable? ❞ ❝ Who shot you?! ❞ ❝ What did you do? ❞ ❝ Are you all right? ❞ ❝ I can’t do this anymore ❞ ❝ I don’t think I can make it…❞      ❝ Why are you doing this to me? ❞ ❝ You’ve been unconscious for hours.❞ ❝ You have a fever…❞ ❝ I think I’m sick…❞ ❝ You shot me! ❞ ❝ What happened to you? ❞

#⟣⇢ “ It seems we require aid… ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Memes. ⇠⟢

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⦙ ⦙▶ Sorry for my absence! I was speedwatching Cryaotic play FFXV because the new DLC (Episode Ignis) is coming out on Wednesday and I wanted to be Ready. ◀⦙ ⦙

#⟣⇢ Out of Courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ OoC. ⇠⟢ #the game made me cry in case anyone was curious

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The King watched as the boys’ position shifted, watched as he prepared himself to be combat ready. He watched with calculated eyes as the hero twirled the sword in his hand, ready to strike at him as if he were a snake. Something akin to a growl resonated through Ganon; a growl of anger and a wordless promise of retribution.

“How amusing the hero stand so frightened before me, when all others were prepared to fight and lose their lives to a worthless cause.” He sneered, voice loud and unmistakeable, eyes burning with centuries of spite,”It seems you’ll be the only one worthy to fight me. Courage is only born of fear and the others clearly lacked it.“

The beastly King didn’t offer compliments often, though he was no fool to who he was about to face. It was true, the heros before this one were brave, not couragous; this one was couragous because he was afraid, and to Ganon, that only meant this would be a proper fight amongst those chosen by the Goddesses. A fight that he had long awaited.

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The corrupt Gerudo watched as the new hero stood firmly in place, and was almost amused. He looked so determined, yet almost frightened; like a scared child standing up to a bully. Unlike the ones before him, ones who held no fear, ones who only held animosity in their hearts for him, this one showed true courage. Deep within, there was a sense of pride bubbling, pride that this boy, this hero reborn, would be the strongest of the rest; there was hope, too, that he would soon be freed.

An angry grimace crossed the Kings face and his pace quickened towards the boy, long legs practically stamping down into the ground. His stature only seemed to highten the intimidation and power that rolled off him in waves. Ganons grip tightened on his swords as he glared down the other from across the way; he would not lose this time, regardless of how he felt, regardless if the boy was superior to the last. Either this boy would die, or he would flee with his tail between his legs, those were the only two options, he decided.

          it’s no lie that yes, he’s terrified. fearful of the warrior that makes his way towards him, the king who stares him down with fury in those eyes, determination to cut him down. with each step he thunders closer,  &  the hero feels only understanding for the knights that flee from the gerudos path. would he be any other, perhaps not this HERO he’s been dubbed, nor the young man named link who vowed to grow stronger years ago, who carries courage on his shoulders, he would be one of those blend into the background soldiers.

          he’s not, however,  &  so he remains. his body refuses to, a sickening combination of fear  ( he’s come to think of that feeling, despite being the foundation of his courage, as something un-befitting of a ‘hero’ )  &  a burning need to FIGHT him, something his body  &  soul screams for. he chalks it up to this man being the reason this war is going on, the one who tore the sorceress in two. an enemy of the kingdom. legs bend at the knee, the green clad hero ready to charge at a moments notice, hand almost to the point of pain with the grip he holds on the master sword. 

          but to face such a large, imposing enemy… &  the one that bears the triforce of power no less, he can’t be reckless. twirling the blade in his hand, he stands in waiting, to see what the beast will do.

#lcyalbound #⟣⇢ Soul Separated ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Ganon ;; Hyrule Warriors Verse. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ Shining courage ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Link. ⇠⟢

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Midna was a bit stunned by the motion, it wasn’t often one was bold enough to do something so small and simple, yet utterly silly to her. It was something only a father would do, as her own had done it quite often when she too, was little. The look on her face grew distant and forlorn for a moment before she came to, and waved her hand, as if trying to swipe the act away.

“You here in the light world are odd. Far kinder than I ever heard from stories when I was little. You give things up without a care in the world.” she huffed, arms crossing, though her voice grew far more quite as she mummbled, “None of you even remember the troubles that happened so long ago.”

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The twilight princess was taken aback by the sudden kind compliment, a faint embarrassed blush appearing on her face. She was quiet for a moment, trying to think of a proper response so that she didn’t make a fool of herself, “…thank you. I’ll perhaps… think about it.”

It was the most genuine and kind thing she’s said to the Rito yet!

Kass chuckled. She really was a cute one. He playfully took a lock of her hair and placed it in front of her face. 

She was like another daughter. Kass always loved children. He couldn’t help but play with her.

#kassthebird #⟣⇢ The wandering minstrel ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Kass. ⇠⟢ #⟣⇢ The forgotten legend ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Midna ;; Breath of the Wild Verse. ⇠⟢

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“If I may…

                                      I was thinking about what I do when I’m healing

             It helps when I think- when I think about…!!”

#⟣⇢ “ They didn’t come out the pussy drawin’ Mozart. ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Promos. ⇠⟢

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the salty af munday meme

Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.

☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?

♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?

♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz

♚ How many people don't like you?

⚜ How many people do you not like?

✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?

☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?

☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?

☼ How long do you stay mad?

☀ What's your rp pet peeve?

☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?

☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?

♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

✿ What do you think about public call out posts?

✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?

✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?

✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?

❦ Has someone been jealous of you?

❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?

✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?

❣ How salty are you feeling right now?

#⟣⇢ “ It seems we require aid… ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Memes. ⇠⟢

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yo this is a reminder that if you ever come up with a neat idea for our muses to interact - whether it’s canon or au - talk to me about it because chances are I will be 500% down to do the thing

#⟣⇢ “ Hey heads up! ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ PSA. ⇠⟢

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👿      THE      EXORCIST     SENTENCE     PROMPTS    !

triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,  these  are  taken  from  the  first  season of  the  show.

“  Hurt me all you want, but the bastards don’t get to win.  ”

“  Cause that’s the deal we make everyday when we get up in the morning.  ”

“  You said I have nothing. You are wrong. I have love.  ”

“  I have love, I have hope, and I have faith.  ”

“  These things are not weaknesses. They make me what I am.  ”

“  I’m tired of looking over my shoulder and watching you hurt my family.  ”

“  I’m tired of letting you win!  ”

“  You want me? Come and get me.  ”

“  This is integration. You know what that means.  ”

“  There’s no [  NAME  ] left to save.  ”

“  No prayer that’s gonna bring her back.  ”

“  And here I thought you were the cuddly one.  ”

“  Which begs the question. How far are you willing to take this?  ”

“  I don’t believe that you’re integrated.  ”

“  I don’t want to hurt any of you.  ”

“  Then you should know that you’re wasting your time.  ”

“  I didn’t touch a trunk, or an ear.  ”

“  I’m not dying for the bloody church. I am dying for him.  ”

“  You can’t beat her. Hell, even I couldn’t beat her.  ”

“  I can’t give you what you want, [  NAME  ], the life that you deserve.  ”  

“  I seduced a priest. What kind of life do I deserve?  ”

“  In the end, you’re just a child throwing a tantrum.  ”

“  Tantrum? This is not a tantrum. This is a victory lap.  ”

“  I want to thank you for saving my little girl.  ”

“  I should have killed you when I had the chance.  ”

“  The honor is mine and mine alone.  ”

“  Canada? Who the hell lives in Canada?  ”

“  I can’t emphasize enough the risk you’re taking.  ”

“  Don’t think a forty year absence will protect you.  ”

“  I know this thing better than anyone.  ”

“  If you feel it poking around at all, even a twinge, drop everything and run.  ”

“  Why do you think God allows his children to suffer?  ”

“  Sometimes suffering is just suffering.  ”

“  Why don’t I do some digging. Get back to you on that.  ”

“  Would you like a shovel?  ”

“  I still don’t understand what you’re doing here.  ”

“  And if it cannot complete the integration, it will kill the girl out of spite!  ”

“  So what are we supposed to do, then, just give it up?   ”

“  Sorry God, this one’s too hard. Can you send us somethin’ a bit easier?  “

“  We stand in the doorway and we push back the darkness..  ”

“  If we fail here, we are unleashing an ancient violence into the world.  ”

“  This is not just a possession.  ”

“  I’m not going to give it the satisfaction.  ”

“  This is a revenge. Can you not see that?  ”

“  Forty years ago, it had [  NAME  ] body and it lost it.  ”

“  That is a demon with a forty year grudge.  ”

“  Are you saying she’s gonna die?  ”

“  I’m saying if we don’t find her soon, there’s not going to be anything left to save.  ”

“  He’s coming back. Help me!  ”

“  Pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me!  ”

“  I reinvented myself, but it didn’t matter.  ”

“  I dreamed I could have a life, a chance.  ”

“  It didn’t matter. It wasn’t done with me. It’s coming for me [  NAME  ], I know it.  ”

“  What am I going to do with you?  ”

“  I think when people obsess about the past it’s because they’re afraid of the future.  ”

“  What do you want from me?  ”

“  You know perfectly well what you must do.  ”

“  All that potential, just wasting away, practically dripping out of you.  ”

“  What’s the phrase he used? He’s a pain in my ass.  ”

“  The punchline hasn’t occurred to me yet.  “

“  Are they teaching that in the public schools here?  ”

“  See, that doesn’t make a lot of sense to me..  ”

“  Did it work? Did it it make you feel special, this compact?  ”

“  The man who gave you this, is he in this room with us right now?  ”

“  I think there’s something really wrong with me.  ”

“  The power of Christ compels you.  ”

“  It’s just a memory of something beautiful. You never give up something beautiful.  ”

“  There are stages to a demonic possession, my friend.  ”

“  There are things going on in the house, my house.  ”

“  There are voices inside the walls.  ”

#⟣⇢ “ It seems we require aid… ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Memes. ⇠⟢

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*: ･ﾟ✧   home alone (1990) sentence starters part two of two

“ i made my family disappear.”

“ cool! firecrackers! i’ll save these for later.”

“ i’m going through all your private stuff! you better come out and pound me!”

“ guys, i’m eating junk and watching rubbish!”

“ who is it?”

“ leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.”

“ but what about my money?”

“ is that a fact? how much do i owe you?”

“ keep the change, ya filthy animal.”

“ i have a terrible feeling.”

“ what else could we be forgetting?”

“ if it makes you feel any better, i forgot my reading glasses.”

“ grab your crowbar.”

“ this is ridiculous. only a wimp would be hiding under a bed.”

“ hey! i’m not afraid anymore!”

“ i said i’m not afraid anymore! do you hear me?”

“ i’m a criminal.”

“ what’s so funny?”

“ what’re you laughing at?”

“ you did it again, didn’t you?”

“ what’s wrong with you? why’d you do that? i told you not to do it.”

“ you’re sick, you know that? you’re really sick.”

“ i’m not sick!”

“ that’s a sick thing to do.”

“ don’t tell me what to do, okay? i can do it if i want to!”

“ santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.”

“ a lovely cheese pizza, just for me.”

“ dear santa claus, i got a little sister/brother last year. this year i’d rather have some clay dough.”

“ no. no, no, no, no way. this is christmas! the season of perpetual hope!”

“ you’d give me a ride?”

“ sure, you know, it’s christmas time.”

“ i think we’re getting scammed by a kindygartener.”

“ how low can you get? giving kris kringle a parking ticket on christmas eve?”

��� santa’s got a little get-together he’s late for.”

“ i know you’re not the real santa claus.”

“ everybody who sees santa has got to get something.”

“ merry christmas. may i sit down?”

“ you live next to me, don’t you?”

“ you can say hello when you see me. you don’t have to be afraid.”

“ there’s a lot of things going around about me, but none of it’s true.”

“ no offense, but aren’t you a little old to be afraid?”

“ you’re never too old to be afraid.”

“ you can get beat up for wearing something like that.”

“ bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner.”

“ this is it. don’t get scared now.”

“ got some nice presents for ya.”

“ i’m not going out the window!”

“ what, are you scared, __? are you afraid? come on, get out here.”

“ i was just trying to cheer you up.”

#⟣⇢ “ It seems we require aid… ” ⇠⟢ ⟣⇢ Memes. ⇠⟢ #holy shit