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Off on a journey to the world of mermaids (and mersharks)!! 

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Lesbian Mershark Adventures! is on Webtoons :)

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Early birthday gift for piggy, in the most Scarfy way he could have given it

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Humans are space.. pets?

So.  I read a lot of Humans are Space Orcs and I’ve seen a couple things recently speculating on what if aliens thought humans were cute (in a puppy way) or adopted them like pets.. and I thought it was funny.  So I’d like to finally make my contribution to the content I enjoy consuming so much.  I may or may not continue writing this I honestly don’t know

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The ship crashed on this planet I’d estimate a week ago.  It’s hard to tell time here.  From what we managed to document before the engines malfunctioned, this planet is a part of a solar system with two mother stars; the planet does a sort of figure eight around both stars.  Because of this, there isn’t any apparent nighttime.

Sorry, I’m getting sidetracked.  I suppose it’s a good idea to document what we know, but there are more pressing issues to document at the moment.  Most notably, the sapient species that inhabit this planet seems to think my crew and I are suitable housepets…  

When we crashed, our main focus was obviously trying to survive and find a viable way to contact home.  While we were scoping out the area, we came across the dwellings of the native sapients and tried to ask for help.  They had no translators though, and don’t seem to be a part of the Galactic Federation, at least in this settlement.  One simply picked our ambassador, Sarah, up & cradled her like a baby.  Not wanting to start any conflicts, we gently tried to explain that we were a civilized species and this was all rather impolite.  They ignored us and instead of putting Sarah down carried her off.  We had no choice but to follow.  The sapients are about twice the height of us, so trying to wrestle her back wasn’t a viable idea at the moment.  

The sapient took Sarah to what seemed like a sort of animal shelter, which is when the rest of the crew and I pieced together what they thought of us;  they weren’t hostile or ill-intentioned, but seemingly thought that we were ‘strays’ in need of rescue.  A few of us were rather offended at this whole ordeal, while others found it endearing.  Nick proposed we may be able to take advantage of this potential relationship, and I had to agree it was probably ideal for our safety and possible study of the sapient species to play along.  

Our arrival seemed to cause some interest in the sapients community, and not long after we were brought to the shelter a group had gathered outside.  The one who looked to be in charge was communicating with the rest.  We decided to establish our game plan while we had the chance, as it seemed likely we would end up separated.  Luckily we all already were equipped with radios, so communication wouldn’t be an issue.  I split up this notepad into equal parts so we could each document our experiences, and thankfully I had enough writing utensils for us each to use one.  

Our engineer, Lily, is going to keep an eye out wherever she ends up for potential communication home.  She’s always been handy with unfamiliar terrain & tools, I have faith that she’ll be able to macgyver something.  Until then, we’ll be saving our radio batteries for emergencies.  If this species turns out to be hostile after all, well, I suppose we’ll have to deal with that when we come to it.  Until then, we’ll just have to play up our ‘cuteness’ to keep the situation in our favor and document valuable information while we have this.. strange opportunity.  

Captain Crow signing off for now.

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HXH RESUMES OCT 24

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please everyone watch this scene dubbed immediately

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(via)

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Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month

The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man. 

That’s excellence.

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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Oops, I never uploaded this one to Tumblr (which I only realized when someone else did, but then was kind enough to tag me, thank you)!

This is the comic that kickstarted my obsession with telling stories with as few panels as I could (usually 10-11 haha), so it’s got a soft spot in my heart. 

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I’m putting together a book of all the short comics I’ve drawn over the past year to have for sale at my spring conventions! Not sure what the title will be yet, but the uniting themes of all the stories seem to be Girls and Magic.

I drew this selkie comic really fast and it bounced all around tumblr which was cool, but the messy lettering and simple coloring bugged me so I cleaned it up a bit. 

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Humans are weird: Drinking Contest

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Commander Vel: Alright….

Commander Vel: I want you to run me through what happened once again, because I fear my translator unit must be broken.

Sgt. Franklin: It looks fine to me sir.

Commander Vel: That’s what I thought as well, but after hearing your story I know something must be wrong because what you just told me MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!!!

Sgt. Franklin: *Sighs*

Sgt. Franklin: At 2300 hours my squad began our scheduled patrol along the Azaban Forest.

Sgt. Franklin: We were told that Marketh forces had been using the area to make incursions behind our lines.

Commander Vel: When did you encounter the Marketh?

Sgt. Franklin: The majority of my squad encountered them at 0300.

Commander Vel: Now this is where you begin to lose me.

Commander Vel: What do you mean by “the majority”?

Sgt. Franklin: It appears one of my men became separated from our patrol sometime around 0100.

Commander Vel: So you lost one of your soldiers?

Commander Vel: Are you just incompetent or incredibly unqualified to lead soldiers into battle?

Sgt. Franklin: Our running theory is that because he was at the rear of the patrol he was captured without anyone noticing.

Commander Vel: Theory?

Sgt. Franklin: We have yet to get the full details on how Pvt. Danny Munch was captured but we have a rough idea what happened.

Sgt. Franklin: When we recovered him he was in an inebriated state of some sort and has yet to recover to give us the full story.

Commander Vel: And this was at 0300?

Sgt. Franklin: That is correct.

Commander Vel: The same time you encountered the Marketh?

Sgt. Franklin: That is correct.

Commander Vel: So the Marketh had captured this Pvt. Danny and were in possession of him?

Sgt. Franklin: Yes, and no.

Commander Vel: Come again?

Sgt. Franklin: The Marketh did capture Pvt. Danny and extracted him behind their lines via a waiting vehicle.

Sgt. Franklin: When we found the private he was at the center of a Marketh encampment holding 20-30 Marketh warriors.

Commander Vel: I assume they were torturing your soldier?

Sgt. Franklin: Actually, they were engaged in a form of contest with the private.

Commander Vel: What?

Sgt. Franklin: For whatever reason the Marketh warriors had setup a table at the center of the camp and were one by one having a drink off with the private.

Sgt. Franklin: When we arrived there were already three Marketh warriors stacked up like Lincoln logs to the side of the table that we assumed were previous challengers.

Commander Vel: Did your soldier appear to be forced into the challenge?

Sgt. Franklin: Hard to say, but I doubt it.

Commander Vel: Do you have evidence to back up this claim?

Sgt. Franklin: After every finished mug the private would hold up his empty glass and cheer to the gathered crowd, who in turn cheered back at him.

Commander Vel: So I take it you stormed the encampment and killed the Marketh while they were distracted?

Sgt. Franklin: We did spread out and surround the encampment with that just in mind, but after further observation I believed that the private’s life was still at risk with so many Marketh still standing and so I held off from issuing the order.

Commander Vel: You knowingly held back your troops from rescuing one of your own?

Sgt. Franklin: If anyone was in need of saving in that camp it was the Marketh, not Pvt. Danny.

Commander Vel: Explain.

Sgt. Franklin: As we observed the camp for the next twenty minutes more and more of the Marketh warriors started dropping like flies from the challenge while Pvt. Danny appeared fine.

Sgt. Franklin: After thirty minutes every single Marketh was on the ground passed out.

Sgt. Franklin: We moved in quietly and secured the camp while restraining all Marketh.

Commander Vel: What sort of drink could incapacitate an entire camp of Marketh?

Sgt. Franklin: I’m not sure of what name they have for it, but after we had it analyzed it was mainly contained caffeine.

Commander Vel: I’ve not heard of this substance before.

Sgt. Franklin: It’s a substance known for increasing levels of alertness and focus when consumed at the expense of shutting off certain functions of your body.

Commander Vel: That sounds horrible!

Sgt. Franklin: From the medical information we have been able to obtain on the Marketh they appear to use it as a form of medical combat drug, though in very small douses.

Sgt. Franklin: Their drugs contain less than one milligram of caffeine which for us humans is hardly noticeable at all when consumed.

Commander Vel: How much of this substance does the average human consume?

Sgt. Franklin: I know Pvt. Danny, when supplies are available, on average takes about three cups of coffee each morning which would total out to about 300 milligrams of caffeine.

Commander Vel: …………..

Commander Vel: *Sighs loudly and rubs eyes*

Commander Vel: If you humans have such a high tolerance to lethal substances, why is Pvt. Danny in his current state?

Sgt. Franklin: Medics looked him over and judged that his body is in shock due to a chemical imbalance brought on from being captured followed by the sudden onrush of caffeine.

Commander Vel: And this is where you retrieved your missing soldier?

Sgt. Franklin: That is correct.

Commander Vel: And you also then proceeded to load the incapacitated Marketh into their vehicle, along with the rest of your squad, and return to our lines?

Sgt. Franklin: Correct.

Commander Vel: So to sum up your report.

Commander Vel: You went on a patrol, had one of your soldiers captured, who you then rescued from an enemy encampment where they had subdued the entire enemy force by challenging them to drinking lethal substances until they were all left unconscious, and then proceeded to capture and return to our lines with their vehicle, intelligence, and thirty Marketh warriors.

Sgt. Franklin: Yes sir, that sums up our evening rather tightly.

Commander Vel: I hate that this has been the most successful operation that has ever taken place under my command and that it was carried out by humans having drinking contests with the enemy.

Sgt. Franklin: If it makes you feel better we deciphered their codes with the intel we gathered and are now actively challenging the Marketh leadership to a similar contest on their own frequencies.

Sgt. Franklin: Seems their pride is easily bruised and they have agreed to it.

Commander Vel: What?

Sgt. Franklin: If they win they get their prisoners back, and if we win we get them as prisoners.

Commander Vel: WHAT?!?! Sgt. Franklin: I think we have this covered.

Sgt. Franklin: Pvt. Ford can chug three red bulls and two monsters at the same time and only lose vision in one of his eyes for a while afterwards.

Commander Veil: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

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cartoonishly evil.

"In July, “two sheriff’s deputies left their jurisdiction in Shasta county, drove over 500 miles at taxpayer expense, and crossed approximately six separate county lines, all to confiscate a young girl’s beloved pet goat”, the lawsuit states. “As a result, the young girl who raised Cedar lost him, and Cedar lost his life.”

According to the lawsuit, Long and her daughter purchased the baby goat while the child was enrolled in 4-H, a youth agriculture program popular in rural California. The intention of the program was that the goat would be raised by the family and eventually sold. But the girl, who is not even 10 years old, grew attached to Cedar. In June, when it was time to sell Cedar at a local fair livestock auction, she was “sobbing in his pen beside him”, the lawsuit states.

“[The girl] and Cedar bonded, just as [she] would have bonded with a puppy. She loved him as a family pet,” according to the lawsuit.

The family told the Shasta Fair Association that the girl, as was within her rights, did not want to continue with the sale of the goat. In another strange twist, the goat’s meat was due to be sold to the California state senator Brian Dahle, a Republican who is also running for governor.

Long offered to “pay back” the fair for the loss of Cedar’s income, but the fair association ordered her to return the goat and said she would face charges of grand theft if she failed to do so, according to the complaint. She contacted Dahle’s office to explain the situation and representatives for the lawmaker said they would “resist her efforts to save Cedar from slaughter”. She also appealed to the fair association.

“Our daughter lost three grandparents within the last year and our family has had so much heartbreak and sadness that I couldn’t bear the thought of the following weeks of sadness after the slaughter,” Long said in a letter to the fair association.

But the association was “unmoved”, according to the lawsuit, rejecting her offer and continuing to “threaten” Long with criminal charges. Instead, they opted to “avoid the courts and instead resort to the strong-arm tactics of involving law enforcement”, the lawsuit states. Despite having no warrant, according to the lawsuit, law enforcement seized Cedar from the Sonoma county farm and brought him to the Shasta district fairgrounds. He was eventually killed."

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Wooden sculpture

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Todos necesitamos LOVE 💛

Yo te doy el mío 💋

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