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friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

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Yeah our house is on fire but have we considered giving the fire a chance and seeing what it does first before we put it out?

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hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

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we always talk about the bees knees but what about the bee’s needs. have you ever thought about that ? No. because you only think about yourself

#bees?

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Anonymous said:

could you put the “us states seductively and in alphabetical order” bizarre thing on youtube? it’s a favorite of mine!

this is an oooold, old post, but here you go.  Original audio post here

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tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

#cole with my heeleys

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supercalifraglisticexistentialcrisis

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All around me are familiar faces

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#cole is the dog #im the cat

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Some Ms. Tonitini awesomeness for your dashboard!

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ultimate relationship goals are going camping together to watch the stars wrapped up in a bunch of blankets and just enjoy this earth together agh