if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......
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whenever I see these comments I imagine Im in a busy marketsquare and the merchants are yelling as you walk by
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“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams
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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary
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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both
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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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Your fat body is not a placeholder for a "better" you. It IS you. And you deserve love and respect NOW.
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something i have always found really weird is when english texts italicize words from other languages.
i remember reading a book as a kid and the author continually italicizing the word tamales
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Tumblr comedy nowadays is just like "I was accosted by an Ape but luckily the skull appeared"
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.
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