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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#me sending a meme to my family

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#i kinda like how 17 percent chose pants #do you know how difficult it is to find the pants of a passing length #when you are 1.55???

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Discworld witches for dear Ari ♥ Female characters are one reason why I love Discworld so much♥ Thanks, mister Pratchett for them, for writing just regular girls and ladies doing weird fantasy stuff ♥

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The Three Musketeers by Gregory Fromenteau

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Wolpertinger

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

#need some boops in my life

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take your best guess at an average. also put in the tags if that’s also the preferable amount of hugs for you :)

#i wish it would be normal just to hug people #cause I miss my family and they do a lot of hugs

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#morse code #obviously #bc I believe in the necessity of secret communication #or it might simply be fun to tap “fuck you” in front of your boss

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Transept of Tintern Abbey, Monmouthshire by Joseph Mallord William Turner

#that's what I imagined reading piranesi #susanna clarke

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who can relate

#the third one is how I speak to my sis about the things we both like

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Roman rock-crystal icosahedron (20-sided dice) used in fortune-telling. Each face has a Latin letter on it and a corresponding Roman numeral, then matched with pre-prepared oracle answers in a divination handbook. Currently at the Louvre.

See more: https://thetravelbible.com/top-artifacts-from-ancient-rome/

#i always knew you could use dnd dice for prophesising

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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Sometimes a Son’s Greatest Fear is Becoming His Father

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The Australian Women's Weekly, April 13, 1940

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Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.

Students: ok

Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.

Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.

#sibling energy

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"One mind trying to envision everything that could happen, everything that could go wrong, everything that one ship of humans could ever need to say to another. There is something tender about the tendency toward thoroughness. And then something grave about how the language effloresces, absurdly, into such dark specificity."

#the eroticism of nautical flags

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Good Omens x Wild West

Jumped on the transcontinental railroad to play around with how our ineffable husbands would look in the wild west.

Fun facts

Crowley hates horses and horses hate him

Aziraphale is posing as a doctor

Crowley has two guns, but doesn't know how to use them (Aziraphale does, though.)

Aziraphale has to keep miracling away his sunburns because he always forgets his hat (or loses it)

#the good the bad and the ineffable