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this appeared while i'm drawing bandit getting pumped....

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.

And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.

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marina i still have not forgiven you for writing this song and then saying this album was a joke it was rEAL TO ME

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. 

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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POV: mister Devon Price, PhD, telling me that I am right about everything

Source: Unmasking Autism, discovering the new faces of neurodiversity

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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joey batey came into that table read shirt hanging on by a thread arms as big around as a cantaloupe to wink and flirt and that’s it.

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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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AND THEY WERE BOTH TOPS!!!

i LOVE this. i've never seen this in a bl.

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I can’t breathe