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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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Happy April 30th. Here's an ancient joke art I made.

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A soft night out for @jeweledknives !

Thank you for your support >w<

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I love this scene so much, because it means 4Kids thought that young children would

Know what an insurance policy is

Be able to extrapolate that Giovanni is planning to commit insurance fraud

Understand that insurance fraud is a crime

…but they didn’t think those same kids would be able to comprehend rice balls

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as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

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still very funny how the raimi trilogys solution to permanently getting rid of their villains without peter doing homicide was for every single one to kill themselves. fucking all of them. except sandman ig

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my fortnite sasuke AMV

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short

(one on the left belongs to @prokhorvlg)

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Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

#happy April 30th

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Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

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there are two countries. USA, and Europe. and everyine who says anything about the USA, that isb ad, is a Europeman. you use Celsius? congratulations. youre from Europe (the country)(European). you dont .ike Eat Delicious Jimmy's Regional Hamburger Chain? okay Europe guy. youre not Joe Biden president? well then youre Privileged to have EuropePresident (the president of Europe) (Boris Johnson? ithink) so shut up about our American politics you ()Europe) (the only other place in the world) would never undrestanding, rthat in America, we have regional subdivisions and local dialects(you dont have those in Europe)(the other coutnry there is)(iuts just one coutnry basically and america is like 50 countries in a trenchoat did you know that?). and so. Youre not allowed to be mean to me or hamburger every again :/

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MGS2 codec redraw for Big Shell Day ;0;

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

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For @feybeasts!