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i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.
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whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick
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if i die scatter my ashes at a one direction concert
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?
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Harry sang Stockholm Syndrome, teased Best Song Ever, teased Right Now (linked video), and quoted his 2013 self
Liam said they just made a new group chat (x)
im going to be delusional now care to join
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all my tolerance for men’s dumbass behaviour is reserved for the 1D members so i haven’t got any time for anyone else’s shit sorry
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please someone explain why liam james payne turned to louis william tomlinson on stage in front of thousands and asked: louis..dunno why i’m asking– actually i wanna ask you about something i dont wanna ask you about maybe cos i dunno what you’re gonna say….what flavour…..is harry
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I just think that Shauna should hunt down and kill the sleazy cop who emotionally preyed on her underaged daughter, but that's just me. <3
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anyone else sick to death of that fucking elephant
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ken is just ken.
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