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[moonlitksj]

sweet nothing ₊˚⊹♡

domestic prompts

⇴ person a being mad at person b, so person b gives them some alone time. only to find person a trying to drag them back to bed bc they miss person b’s presence.

⇴ ^ "i thought you wanted some space?" "i don't need space, i need you" (died)

⇴ going over to family dinner with either person a/b and their sibling/younger cousin is IN LOVE with their partner. like they follow them everywhere and get mad when you guys act like a couple.

⇴ "are you jealous?" "of a child? no way." and person a SMIRKS.

⇴ person a wakes up earlier than the other, but person b is latching on so tightly and their sleeping face is just so cute that person a just falls back asleep anyway.

⇴ that thing when you guys are in bed and your legs wrap around each other. but you're also so close that your head is resting on their bicep and you're caged in their body.

⇴ grocery shopping with their partner. "we do not need those." "but they're so good!!"

⇴ target shopping with their partner. there's something very domestic and sweet about just hanging out in target for an hour or two.

⇴ i'll do you one better: IKEA SHOPPING WITH YOUR PARTNER. the furniture shopping banter. "does this match our living room or do you think it's too much?" followed by "well if we get that coffee table we'll have to get that rug." holding hands throughout IKEA while looking for home decorations.

⇴ person a is blasting music in the shower and person b is singing to it outside the bathroom. person b is so used to it by now and they know all of person a's favorite songs by heart.

⇴ staying beside the other when one of them is doing something. person a is working relentlessly hard on this one task. person b is just sitting there next to them on the couch/bed holding their hand.

⇴ "do you think this looks reasonable or should i change it up a bit?" "maybe switch that up a bit babe" [followed by a kiss on the hand for moral support]

⇴ cooking a meal together in the kitchen with fun music in the back, with occasional messes on the other person's face. person a smears flour on person b's face and person b flicks water on person a's face.

⇴ reading a book together and person b is providing commentary while person a keeps shushing them. person b continues the commentary, because deep down person a enjoys their voice.

⇴ ^ "shh. it just got good." "which is why i have to gasp and voice my opinion!"

⇴ watching tiktoks while the other person is around. (is this niche?)

⇴ having a routine together. like, person a & b are brushing teeth together while person b wraps their arms around person a and leaning into the nape of their neck (they are tired and they want to go back to sleep with a).

⇴ ^ bonus points if person b is extra groggy and still has their sexy morning voice. "i think i'm already missing you," person b says while their head is literally resting on person a's neck. "you're literally right here with me."

⇴ OR alternatively... person a & b are both doing their skincare together, except person b's skincare routine is entirely based off of person a and person a was their "dermatologist"

⇴ sleeping in the same bed, except person a is a blanket hogger and person b is sick of it. so, as a solution, person b literally just holds person a so close to their body so that the blanket isn't stolen in the middle of the night.

⇴ trying to figure out how to defrost a car (i struggled my first time and i would have really enjoyed for someone to HELP)

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List of “we just happen to love hate fucking each other” prompts

“You definitely don’t hold someone’s hand while you’re fucking them if you hate them.” 

“Yeah, so what happened last night…” “You’d better not tell anyone else about it or it’s off with your head.”

“It’s funny how you’re such a softie in the streets but love it rough in the sheets, huh?”

“That was a bit too intimate for my liking.” “Yeah, same, let’s never do that again.” (They proceed to do [too intimate action] again many times after that.) 

“Let me just remind you — I’m not love fucking you. I’m hate fucking you.” “Okay, cool.” “So don’t go falling for me or else we’re going to have problems.” “I promise I won’t. Why the fuck would I fall for someone like you, anyway, just because you like to stick it up me every now and again?”

Character A accidentally laughing/smiling against Character B’s lips after a particularly rough make out session while Character B’s fucking into them. 

Character B being unable to get Character A’s accidental smile/laughter against their lips out of their head and thinking I must be going fucking crazy. 

“Did you just let slip that you love me or am I hearing things?” “…You’re definitely hearing things. You should go get your ears checked.” 

“This is for stress relief only,” Character A grits out as they drive into Character B again, hands pinning their hips to the mattress and revelling in the way Character B whimpers at the roughness they’re exhibiting. “No other reason.” 

“F-fuck, how— how the fuck are you so good at this?” “Because I’ve familiarised myself with how you want it and how you like it.” 

“Fuck me like you mean it just this once. That’s all I’m asking for, and then we can— we can pretend this time never happened.” 

Character A and Character B are embroiled in a heated argument when Character A spits out, “How about instead of using that pretty mouth of yours to argue with me over something you’re clearly fucking wrong about, you put it to better use?” (or, alternatively: “You sounded so much better when you were moaning my name last night, so how about we get back to that instead so I don’t have to hear you barking at me about something you’re clearly wrong about?”)

Character B calling Character A a term of endearment while they’re messing around and Character A freezes, heart thudding loudly in their chest. “What the hell did you just call me?” they ask, and Character B proceeds to call them that again, saccharine sweet, with a shit-eating grin gracing their lips. 

“Let’s— let’s make this quick. We can’t have anyone walk in on us.” “Mm, don’t worry, you always come undone so easily by my touch so I don’t think that will be any trouble.”

“Fuck you.” “That’s what you did last night, no? Or have you forgotten already?” 

(pt. 2)

[moonlitksj]

silly funny quirky prompts?

um. hi. more pre/post smut actually

part 2 !!!

cw: suggestive, obviously

<while panting> “well..three times a night is certainly a record isn’t it?” “records are meant to be broken”

“still hate me?” “definitely” “just as much?” “hmm…maybe * pinches fingers* a little less”

“oh well that was..” “yup” “and that” “i know ” “and THAT” “oh my god” “…..” “round two?” “oh definitely”

one of their roommates being like “you know all i want for christmas/my birthday/etc is some noise cancelling headphones i think they’ll be utilised quite a lot actually” “…that is three months away” “you both are the reason i need them especially after..that time so go figure”

if it’s friends to lovers: them knowing exactly what the other likes and doing their best to like do those things

if it’s enemies to lovers: “this changes nothing i still hate you” “sure you do”/“didn’t seem that way two minutes ago”

<while making out> “is this moving too fast” “i uhm- maybe yeah” “…” “fuck it anyway?” “great idea” <resumes making out>

“YOU SLEPT WITH A??? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????”

“you’re so cute when you get all blushy”

“are you..are you blushing?” “NO physical activity just makes me red okay”

eye-fucking each other across the room and someone just says “earth to A/B?? hello??”

“name one thing we benefit out of this relationship?” “well..” “the sex doesn’t count” “it is good” “THATS NOT THE POINT” “do you disagree?” “..no” “there you go”

character A making it their absolute goal for character B to admit that the best sex they’ve ever had is w/ A, and they both are kinda surprised when it actually happens

“that is simply not possible” “challenge accepted”

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happy little holiday scenarios for your otp 🎄

prompt list by @novelbear

late night drives to see all the christmas lights in the neighborhood

"do we want sugar cookies or chocolate chip?"

lifting one up so that they can place the decorations up on the wall

christmas movie date nights.

"ho ho holy shit you look good." lmao im so sorry

their first date being at a tree lighting celebration

jokingly going up to the santas at the mall and embarrassing the other one

one not knowing how to wrap a gift and the other just laughing at them out of endearment

^ but of course they help them out + walk them through it <3

sharing a warm kiss during the first snow of the season

"you know you didn't have to get me anything.."

putting a gingerbread house together

^ think about it: one is trying to hold the walls up and the other one walks over and gently places their own hands over theirs to help and :((

meeting each other's family for the first time over the holidays

"oh don't be such a scrooge" "i knew you were going to say that."

sweetly singing christmas songs to one another

when it's cold outside so they hold hands together inside someone's coat pocket.

"there is tinsel. everywhere." [laughing] "i think you got more of it on yourself than the tree"

holiday shopping dates!

sharing a candy cane <3

bickering over which christmas movie is superior

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domestic/relationship situation prompts that make my heart warm:

building a new piece of furniture from a flat pack together

baking a new recipe together

playing a competitive video game together (may i suggest mariokart)

painting their nails 

bringing them their favourite hot drink in bed

reading to them late into the night

sleeping in and cuddling the entire morning

going clothes shopping and trying on outfits for an event they’ll be attending together

preparing/packing for and going on a picnic 

doing laundry

making them tea/coffee (exactly how they like it)

saying goodbye over and over because they keep forgetting things and coming back

leaving notes for them around the home

repairing a broken appliance 

changing the bedsheets

exercising together

deep cleaning the home

deciding what takeout to order

bingeing an entire season of a trashy reality show in one sitting together

reorganising the bookshelf

listening to them rant

running them a bath with their favourite products 

covering them with a blanket when they’ve fallen asleep on the couch

going grocery shopping together (+ bonus: putting away the groceries)

dancing in the kitchen whilst cooking dinner

encouraging them to finally buy that thing they definitely deserve to treat themselves to

fixing their hair/clothes just before they rush out the door

getting the giggles together over something that isn’t that funny

swapping gifts for a holiday

brushing their teeth together 

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some more domestic fluff prompts

scenarios: 

 lying on the couch on top of eachother, one combing their fingers through the other’s hair as they watch a movie 

 waking their partner up for work when they notice their alarm didn’t go off 

 alternatively: allowing their partner to sleep in because they were overworked anyway and need the rest. 

 one waking up before the other, so they make up their side of the bed and can’t help but tuck in their sleeping lover as they do so. 

 giving the other a spoonful of the meal they’re cooking to test it out, holding their hand under their chin so nothing falls. 

 one is sick, so the other heats up a blanket in the dryer to give it to them while they rest on the couch. 

 listening to music together while they both take the day to clean around the house (maybe even getting a little distracted to dance instead)

 calmly reassuring the other it’s okay when they drop a glass, gently checking their hands for any injury. 

 wiping a bit of frosting (or smth else) off of their cheek while eating and taking it for themself

 smiling across the table when their cheeks are full of food and look quite cute. 

dialogue:

 “can you turn the heat on? i’m getting cold…” 

 “you were talking about that table there being a little…bare, so i got you some flowers to put in it’s space.” 

 “stop singing into the broom and hurry so we can watch this movie!” 

 “you always fall asleep halfway into the episode.” 

 “move your blanket, i wanna lay down on your lap.” 

 “sweetheart, you look cute, but i’m gonna need the sweater.” 

 “i know we had it for dinner last night, but…” *sighs* “the things i do for you.” 

 “did you just put my hoodie in the wash?!” “yeah.” “love, my phone was in there!” 

 “come here, hold my hand.” “you’re washing the dishes.” “..i can do both…” 

 “i hope you don’t mind that i took that painting down, but i thought that picture of us looked a little better…” 

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Hey, could you please do prompts for characters who are not together yet but act very domestic 🥰

List of “we’re not a couple, but we do like to act like we’re married” prompts

“There’s a fucking roach! Kill it!” Character A wails, standing on the couch, cowering with fear. “Calm down, it’s not going to hurt you,” Character B says, voice shaking with laughter at the look on Character A’s face, which earns them an ineffective glare. “Just do something about it and get it out of my sight!” 

“…McDonald’s is open at this time of night.” “I am not going to a McDonald’s drive-thru at this time of night again for the third night in a row, [name].” 

Feeding each other, even when they’re with their friends or family during meal times. 

“Here comes the airplane,” Character A sings, as they move the spoon closer to Character B’s mouth. “I’m not a kid anymore,” Character B grumbles, sniffling miserably; grabs a tissue to prepare for another sneeze incoming.

“Here, have some of these, and I will take those.” “There’s no need—” “It’s fine. I’m not a picky eater, unlike you.” 

“Honey, can you fetch me the remote?” Character A murmurs. “Of course, sugar buns,” Character B says, reaching over to the coffee table to grab the remote. “Honey? Sugar buns? What the fuck, am I missing something here?” Character C questions, confused, squished between the two of them. 

“Come here, let me share my jacket with you.” “I’m fine.” “You’re shivering, love. Stop being stubborn?” “…Fine.” 

“So what are we cooking today?” “Your favourite dish.” “…You butchered that shit so hard last time so I don’t know if I trust you on this.”

Nose nuzzles! For no reason! In front of other people!! And their friends going like, “Hello? The fuck is this?”

“Look, I’m telling you that’s where the car is parked.” “You’re wrong. The car’s parked over there. I was the one who parked it!” “Yeah, but you have a memory of a gold fish and every time you’re this sure about something, you’re wrong!” 

“What do you need from me right now?” “Aren’t you going to ask if I’m okay?” “Well, clearly you aren’t. So tell me, what do you need?” “…A hug.” “I can definitely do that.”

“You’re always taking care of me — let me take care of you this time.”

“I love you.” “I love me, too.” “Can you just tell me you love me for fucking once—”

Arguing over the dumbest shit and their friends teasing them for acting like an older-than-a-decade married couple.

“You’d be a great spouse.” “…You know what, propose to me right now and I’ll be yours for life.” “For real?” “Couldn’t be any more serious.” 

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delightful domestic dialogue

 “i can’t find the remote.” “i’m actually going to kill you.” 

“i told you i have a meeting in an hour! get out of the bathroom!” 

“as much as i’d like to stay in bed with you, i have breakfast to make for the two of us.” 

 “i didn’t want to wake you up…”

 “snuggle with me.”

 “god you’re bleeding! how the hell did you do that?” “i was trying to cut the tomatoes!”

 “how about this. i go out, get your favorite ice cream while you take a nice bath and by the time we’re both done, we can watch our show.” 

 “you look exhausted. go to bed, i’ll straighten up and take care of everything else.” 

 “damn it, i forgot to pick up the toothpaste.” 

 “well i put it on the grocery list!” “i didn’t think i needed the list!” “you clearly did!!” 

 “hon’, if you take any more naps on the couch you’re going to mess up your back..” 

 “it’s raining again..” “i guess that means we’re not going out. what movie do you want to watch?” 

 “i smell something burning, you’re sure you’re okay in there?” “i’m fine! i’m fine!”

 “no, sweetie, it’s okay…” 

 “you’re so warm.” “i hear you, but we really need to get up, love.”��

 “close the curtains! my eyes are burning!” “don’t you think you’ve slept in long enough, you little vampire?” 

 “did you seriously use the last of the milk for this?” “i thought it would taste good!” 

 “hey, could you grab the eggs from the fridge for me while you’re there?” 

 “how about you come help me clean all of this up before my mother gets here?” 

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lovely little domestic prompts

feel free to use! :)

running their love interest a bath after a long work day

covering the sharp part of the table when they pass so they don’t hit their hip

“your mom is coming over today.” “tell her to bring fried rice or she’s not invited.” “you tell her, she’s your mom.” “but she likes you more!”

deciding together how they want their house to look

painting their child’s room together

“i meant it when i said i wanted to start a family with you.”

baby-proofing everything not because they have a child or are planning for one but because one character is clumsy as hell and the other is a worried mess alllll the time because of it

“wake up and come get breakfast, love.” “…. now…….. when i said yes to this whole marriage thing i thought we were on the same page and you understood when i said i don’t wake up before 6pm.” “i made hashbrowns.” “i’ll be right there.”

one character covering the other with a blanket when they fall asleep watching a movie on the couch

making tea or coffee for their love interest before bed (and just the fact that they know exactly how they like their tea and coffee swooon)

cooking anything together honestly, not even needing to ask where the items are because they’re so in tune and used to each other

“where’s the new coffee mix?” “i’ll tell you if you tell me where you put the keys?” “i TOLD you i don’t know where—”

long movie nights where one is in charge of the blanket and pillow fort and one is in charge of the snacks

them going on a short trip and one character nagging the other about bringing their allergy meds

nagging in general, frankly

“it’s your turn to do the dishes.” “let’s get a divorce.” “we aren’t married yet, my love.” “well we sure as hell aren’t getting married now.”

“i am one hundred percent content to stay with you on this couch until the end of time.” “that sounds pretty damn lovely to me.”

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In Bed Together - Otp Prompts

A keeping B from getting out of bed by holding them closer, maybe a few kisses here and there.

A reading a book while B reads along, resting their head on A’s shoulder.

A trying to fall asleep while B begs for more attention.

A kissing B’s shoulder while they spoon.

A helping B fall asleep/wake up by playing with their hair.

A waking up to breakfast in bed made by B.

A and B just admiring the features of the other. No words spoken, just loving looks.

A unwinding by resting their head on B’s chest and just going off about their day. B listens intently while playing with A’s hair.

A waking up because of B getting out of bed to do something. A gets out of bed, finds B, and drags them back to bed.

A is ready to go to sleep, and thinks B is already sleeping. A lays down and slowly attempts to cuddle into B’s arms, when B finishes the job for them by holding them closer. A doesn’t say a word, but accepts B’s embrace.

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romantic rainy day prompts:

(feel free to use<3 requested by @lifeislikeagame! yall tag meee when u write these omdss, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th and the 9th one is!!!! )

kissing under the rain!!!! in the middle of an abandoned road!!!

dancing under the rain with your arms tightly wrapped around them

sneezing and your partner clutches your cheeks and goes, "how cuteee" while completely soaked in the rain

making soups after getting drenched and cuddling in the bed while watching the rain

^ "put your arm around me-- or just hug me to sleep, come here."

dancing with your little siblings/cousins or kids with your lover in the rain!!! ughshshsh

taking a shelter under a tree because of the rain and they seductively lean towards you. =)

drying up after coming inside and they help you towel dry your hair while you sit between their legs

^ "why you do smell like my soap, love :) ?" "oh, uhm- *blushes* "

going on a drive during a drizzle while singing to Taylor Swift heheheh

getting stuck in a library while it rains outside, so you sit on the floor of an empty aisle, with your legs on your lover's lap as you read to them

"what, hey-" and they kiss you, lips barely leaving yours as they taste every rain drop mixing with the sweetest taste of you. barely leaving to mumble, "god ive wanted to do this in the rain for a while,"

proposing to them under the rain >>>

when they wrap their jacket on you and takes your hand in theirs, "are you ready to run?" "RUN??----"

"oh god- why are you half-naked?" you throw a pillow at their bare chest, "nothing you haven't seen before, love" you fumble to move away, "it's freezing, go put on a shirt-" "nah, you can warm me up." and they hug you from behind!

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Prompts for an accidental marriage

Accidental Wedding Prompt List

"You may now kiss the bride." "I'm sorry, the what now?"

"You two make such a lovely couple!" "We're not a-" "Then why are you wearing a wedding ring?" "I'm sorry, wha-"

"I can't even stand to look at you! I want this annulled right now!" "Do you think I want to be married to you any more than you want to be married to me?" "Uh, yes. I'm a fucking delight. You're... not."

"What do you mean you aren't married? What's that on your finger?" "On my what?" *looks down* "When did that happen?"

"We got drunk last night... but how did we get away with getting married?? Isn't there like a whole process to even being able to sign the marriage certification?"

"Wait... let me see that!" *snatches video* "that was US getting married!? I thought we were at someone else's wedding!"

"How do you accidentally get married?" "..... I don't want to talk about it."

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~ ARGUING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE ~ DIALOGUE PROMPTS

requested by: various anons requests: heated argument lines between two spouses, a married couple having an argument

Feel free to use and reblog!

"Oh, don't look at me like this! It's not working."

"It's always the same with you!"

"Don't sugarcoat it!"

"I don't even need to hear it!"

"I've had enough of your empty promises!"

"No, stop your sweet-talking!"

"I'm really sick of you right now."

"You're not for real?!"

"I've had enough of your bullshit!"

"No, not with me. I know you. It's not working on me."

"Don't try me!"

"Stop evading my questions!"

"But I know you can't be mad at me for long."

"But you aren't even listening!"

"I don't need to listen! Because it's always the same!"

"Ugh, you're getting on my nerves."

"Hey! I didn't mean it that way!"

"Wait! We're not done yet!"

"Don't blame it all on me, my dear! You're not completely innocent about that!"

"No, you're unreasonable!"

"I don't need your clever sayings!"

"Oh, so we're getting personal now?!"

"But you're not making any sense!"

"We're not getting anywhere."

"Have you ever considered how it's making me feel?"

"You're egoistic! There. I said it."

"Stop beating around the bush!"

"Oh, come on! Don't act like you care!"

"Let's not go about this again."

"I am at my wits' end with you."

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-:“I’m regretting marrying you right now…” Married couple bickering prompts:-

(This is gold. I love it. ALSO ALSO TAG MEEEEE)

By @me-writes-prompts

"That was a lie back there, you do not win every time we play uno! I do!" "Oh yeah, what about the time you got drunk and messed up your cards thinking they were mine? Tch."

Fighting over who gets to use the shower first, instead of just showering together(dumbasses)

"No, I'm cooking today. The last time you tried making chicken, you burned the whole house down." "Okay, that is way too dramatic. I only set the fire alarm on for an hour or so, I did not burn down the whole house!" "It's the same thing." "I swear-"

Bickering over who gets to choose the movie for friday movie nights

Getting extremely irritated when they keep making them try on different outfits for their anniversary

^^"Look, this is the last one I'm trying. And, it's pretty good. See?" "Hmmm...it is quite good, but I want something more good looking on you." *groans loudly* "I am going to murder you if you don't choose the next outfit."

*over the phone* "Okay, see you. Don't be late, love you." "What do you mean by 'don't be late', I am never late. You're the one, in fact, who always has to get ready at the last minute." "Oh yeah? What about when we went to [name]'s birthday party? We were 10 minutes late! 10 minutes! They had already cut the ca-" *the other one hangs up*(lmaoooo)

*while teaching them how to sew* "Be careful not to hurt yourself, the needle's sharp." "I know, gosh, stop being such a mom." "I-"

Arguing over their chore list(buying the groceries, cleaning the bathroom/bedroom, taking out trash, etc)

^^"Huh? You forgot to take the trash out because you were too busy playing your video game? I cannot believe you." "I...well, why didn't you do it? I mean, you were free anyways." "Nah-uh, it's on your chore list, I'm not going to do your duties."

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bickering like a married couple - some silly arguments for your otp to get into

prompt list by @novelbear | requested: @generalfee

"move, you're on my side of the couch."

sneakily placing another dish next to their partner as they're finishing up with the dishes. then laughing through an apology as it naturally sets them off

arguing in the grocery store aisle because one wants normal oreos while the other wants to try one of the new, random flavors that just got released

"no, i'm not going to give you a bite because i know you're not gonna like it. then you're going to ask me how the hell i like it, and i don't want to listen to that right now."

"get up, you're snoring and i can't hear the movie." "then turn it up..." "so you can yell at me for waking you up? no!" "you woke me up anyway!"

"oh my god if you buy one more plush to occupy my spot on the bed i'm kicking you out to sleep on the couch."

if they have a pet, they might fight over whether or not they should let them climb on the furniture

getting annoyed when one sets an alarm which inevitably wakes the other up much earlier than they intended.

"uh-uh, no more reading before bed. you keep waking me up with your dramatic gasps every time you turn the page." "well, i'm sorry that i engage and connect deeply with literature!"

bickering over the right amount of toothpaste that should be put on the brush

^ or over one taking wayyy too long in the shower

"what's the point of the blanket being on the couch if it can't be used?" "it's for show!" "oh for the love of god-"

"take an extra jacket, it's cold out." "okay, mom."

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things people do after having a nightmare that isn’t crying

struggle to catch their breath

grab onto whatever’s close enough to ground themselves in reality

become nauseous / vomit

shake uncontrollably

sweat buckets

get a headache

things people do to combat having nightmares if they occur commonly

sleep near other people so they can hear the idle sounds of them completing tasks

move to a different sleeping spot than where they had the nightmare

leave tvs / radios / phones on with noise

just not sleep (if you want to go the insomnia route)

sleep during the day in bright rooms

things people with insomnia do

first, obviously, their ability to remember things and their coordination will go out the window

its likely they’ll become irritable or overly emotional

their body will start to ache, shake, and weaken

hallucinate if it’s been long enough

it becomes incredibly easy for them to get sick (and they probably will)

add your own in reblogs/comments!

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an enemy to lovers and one bed trope but I need their responses in the morning being strangled to eachother

One Bed Trope: Morning After Dialogue

-> feel free to edit as you see fit

"Get off of me."

"Is it weird I'm comfortable?"

"Jesus Christ how did we manage to fall asleep like this?"

"How the hell did you wrap your leg around me?"

"You've been laying on my arm all night and I can't feel it."

"I would've moved to the floor but you were using me as a pillow."

"I almost fist-fought you last night when you took the blanket."

"I have to pee so bad please get up."

"I don't think I'm going to be able to look you in the eyes after this."

"You snore. Loudly."

"I do not snore, you liar."

"We don't have to talk about it, just get dressed."

"It's too early for this, we'll talk about it later."

"I don't understand how I slept so good last night."

"Let's keep it professional, alright?"

"Don't get confused, I was only clinging to you because you stole the blanket and I had no other way to keep warm."

"We're not going to bring this up ever again, right?"

"I slept really good last night." "That makes one of us."

"My arm is still asleep."

"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"

"How did the blanket end up on the floor? No wonder I was freezing."

"Go back to sleep."

"You're the only source of warmth in this stupid hotel, come back to bed before I get hypothermia."