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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet
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diagnosis: "are they mad at me" disorder
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like ?? what prompted this lmao
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the fact that pacino has haters is so funny to me hes just a little guy
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day
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do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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missionary so we can continue our argument from before
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I'm just like that tortured character in that movie except none of those things happened to me
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"life doesn't end when-" life has ended a billion times for me, you guys just don't suffer like I suffer
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