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Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.

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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

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the difference between ME and YOU is that you want to. “Reform” shen jiu and give him “redemption”. I dont. I accept him for who he IS!!! idgaf abt what he did to og lbh?!! He was havng a BAD DAY and that kids vibes were OFF. Nothing he did was Ever his fault and dont yall ever forget that

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Murderbot wrote this.

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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Something that always makes me laugh is when Eliot's ultra-perceptiveness kicks in, and you just know the writers contemplated throwing in a "very distinctive" line but were able to restrain themselves

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He is his own content warning

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obsessed with the fact that 'Bonzo' is now straight up a content warning

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is mr. bonzo part of a union

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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them

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mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

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lets be honest here the scariest part of todays statement is not mr bonzo himself its this

you can be partially eaten alive on your workplace by a serial killer childrens mascot but even then you wont get any compensation. woooo capitalism the real horror

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congrats to this episode for being the first one in the series to make me go