why should i need a period tracker. they got my order wrong at sonic and i burst into tears, i know exactly how long i have
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fat women don't want men to tell fat women they like stretch marks, fat women want men to start telling their friends who ridicule fat women to shut the fuck up. ✌️
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“where are you planning on going to college?”
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dark hannah montana
show me the worst of both worlds
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When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team
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Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them
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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
books, hot chocolate, my favorite fictional character, coffee, music, classic literature
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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Bigfoot is NOT fake
She is kind and giving and my friend. I will protect her. Once she brought me a handful of leaves and smooth river stones and i said, thank you ..
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Play hard pray hard
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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks
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pumpkins: nice
those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice
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*me on my own blog*
this is the best blog i ever seent
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