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Alhaitham, Tighnari, Scaramouche, Zhongli, Dottore y Cyno

By tomanattsu

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this was supposed to be done earlier but anyways

s2 ep8 wasn't real and ron is in a polycule with reagan and brett bless

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You know I had to do it to em

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Frostwind Swordsman ❄

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RECIPE MASTERPOST

Thank you to Thinforrestfairy who requested this

Heres a list of all my recipes so far! 

Banana Pancakes = 135 kcal

Vegan Pulled ‘pork’ = 341 kcal

Mexican Cauliflower Rice = 70 kcal per serve

Tabouli Lettuce Cups = 185 kcal

Thai Bazil ‘noodles’ = 178  kcal

Pineapple Sorbet = 85 kcal per serve

Alfredo Pasta Sauce = 180 kcal per cup

Avocado Alfredo = 162 kcal per serve

Thai Carrot Soup =  61 kcal per cup

Pineapple Cake = 154 kcal per serve

Pineapple Cauliflower Rice =  109 kcal per serve

Tomato Soup = 57 kcal per 250 grams

Asian Cucumber Salad = 125 kcal

Strawberry Ginger Beetroot Sorbet = 180 kcal

Mocha Frappuccino = 26 kcal

Veggie Patties = 104 per pattie 

Cauliflower Fried Rice = 294 kcal

Spinach Banana Muffins = 86 kcal per muffin

Low Cal mini Pizza = over 55 kcal (depends on toppings)

Cinnamon Rolls = 83 kcal per roll

Banana Mini Muffins = 26 kcal per muffin

Simple Syrup = 0 kcal

Zucchini Pizza Boats = over 50 kcal (depends on toppings)

Spanish Cauliflower Rice = 88 kcal per serve

Cauliflower Kale Soup = 27 kcal per cup

Aquafaba Icecream = 33 kcal per unflavoured cup (extra for flavours)

Bean Wraps = 27 kcal per wrap

Vegetable Frittatas = 483 kcal

Chocolate Meringue = 7 kcal per cookie

Zucchini Ramen = 228 kcal

Boba Ice pops = 69 kcal per ice pop

Cheesy Zucchini Noodles = 310 kcal

Korean Spinach Salad = 157 kcal

Green Tea Strawberry Freeze = 23 kcal

All Recipes are Vegan! 

Calories are for the whole recipe unless specified 

If you Have a request, suggestion, question or even just a random message do not hesitate to leave an ask!!!

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I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. [phone]

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. [phone]

Relationships Australia Tel. [phone]

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. [phone]

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

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Keep me updated? xx

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hey hey <3 ( + good luck w portfolio stuff!! ) could i get a matchup w daiya no ace? and my favourite painting is the lady of shalott by john william waterhouse :))

Mori 💕 !!! Thank your wishing me luck, it's honestly a tad bit overwhelming trying to get myself organized. Everyone has beautiful tastes in art and I'm high-key dying over the painting you chose, it has a vibe and I'm digging it.

With your eyes closed, head laying comfortably in the lap of your boyfriend, you easily slipped in and out of sleep. The buzzing of insects and the croaking frogs surrounding you only helped you relax even more as they sang mother natures form of a lullaby, the soft rippling sound from the pond mixed in and intensified the soothing sounds.

Toujou didn't mind your scattered naps, the brunette mostly just ran a comforting hand over you hair each time you stirred from you weird cycle of drifting off and waking up. Despite his actions his eyes never left the novel in his hand as he burned through the story like a wild fire.

When his attention did slip down to you he was surprised. Instead of being met by your sleeping face he was graced with your eyes wide awake and looking back at him. A toothy smile and charming laugh left him as his face flushed from your staring, your own smile made his cheeks an even darker shade. Instead of slipping back into your little routine of naps and head pats, Toujou laid down on his back and pulled you to lie on his chest, his arm extended upwards so he could see the pages of the novel. He started to read to you, his gentle voice floating through the air like a graceful song as he painted the story with his words.

It's wasn't just the pond ambiance that was helping you nap, now your boyfriend's soft voice was lulling you as well.

#↯. daiya no ace. 🗝 #KAY!!!! #this is so pretty fjjffjjfjg #toujou toujou toujou djfjjd #and im glad you like the painting and youve got this w the portfolio!!! its going to look so good when youre done i just know it!!

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↷ 🌤 ↶ OH HEY, YOU MADE IT!

this is just an account for me to reblog all the cool fics i read + other simp stuff :))

my main account is @moririki

that's all, really

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CONGRATS ON 400!!!!!!!!! <33 FOR THE EVENT COULD YOU DO 13G WITH SUNA??

Songs in the Night

Location: The City

Prompt: impromptu slow dancing

A/n: BRRRR THANK YOU MORI 🥴 you have the biggest of brains with this pairing, absolutely immaculate

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Tall, mountainous buildings loomed overhead as you walked. Neon lights painted the dull grays like stained glass, each one blinking and beckoning you and your boyfriend to step into the shop they were promoting, their light spilling onto the damp pavement in radioactive pools.

Suna pulled you closer to him as people rushed by the pair of you, his arm around your waist and your shoulder tucked into his side. Night walks were a regular date for the both of you, usually prompted by the need for late-night snacks which led to a convince store trip. Suna's torso, clad in a charcoal gray hoodie, protected you from the slight chill in the air as you rounded the corner your favorite convince store was on. The two of you rushed into the little market, scampering around the aisles to collect drinks and miscellaneous bags of junk food.

With two plastic bags filled with snacks in hand, you and Suna left the store and hunkered down on a bench to devour a few foods before heading back to his apartment. Just as you were taking a sip of the drink you had purchased, a saxophone hidden somewhere along the streets of Tokyo started to play, the notes floating through the air and echoing against the towering city.

The music made an idea pop into your head, one that had you up on your feet in seconds before pulling Suna up to join you. Gently, you rested your arms on his shoulders and began swaying back and forth to the melancholy tune. A lazy smile spread across Suna's face as he let you lead him through your slow dance, his hands resting on your hips as you swayed.

A breathy laugh had you looking up at him. Your eyes met his, the mixture of his golden gaze and the deep maroon lining his eyes further accentuated his fox-like features, drawing you in by your soul and enchanting your heart.

"What?" You questioned, one of your hands slipped down to his chest, toying with the string attached to his hoodie.

"Nothing," his hand came up to lift your chin, his thumb brushing gently against your bottom lip, "you're just cute."

A beaming grin split your features and your hands went up to the hood on his head, pulling him down for a kiss.

#KAY WROTE THIS!!!!!! #shdhsjjf its so good #i <3 suna #is that some red eyeliner i see as well👁👁 #even better #↯. haikyuu. 🥝

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no thoughts just megumi in the manga

#↯. miscellaneous. 🐁

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his crush draws a heart on his hand

pairings: kageyama x reader, osamu x reader, kita x reader

a/n: some of our stoic dumb babies reacting to their crush taking their hand and drawing a smol heart <3 [here part 2  and part 3 !!]

Kageyama Tobio

you are waiting for Yachi outside the gym

when Kageyama sits beside you, angrily sipping milk

you ask him what Hinata did this time, knowing well that expression

and he just lets everything out, complaining about even the smallest thing but still sure that you are listening to him

this is one of the many reasons why he likes you

you never judge him, either he wants to vent at you for hours about nothing or just spending time together in silence

 he’s actually so whipped for you, but doesn’t even realize it

like, yeah sure you’re the only one able to calm him down with just a smile, but it’s no big deal yk

after he finishes rambling for what seems like forever, kageyama notices the pen you are holding

and then the heart you drew on his hand while he was speaking

he looks at it, tilting his head

”why?” he asks you, with a furrowed brow

he isn’t mad or anything, just genuinely confused

you shrug, trying to hide your flushed cheeks

and before he could ask anything else, Yachi waves at you

you sprint towards her, whispering an awkward ‘bye’ to him

the poor boy literally stares at his hand the entire time walking home

and while he’s eating dinner

and even before going to sleep

the next day at school you try to avoid him as much as possible

but during lunch break, he sits at your table 

and without even saying ‘hi’ to you or Yachi, he hands you a pen

”can you draw it again? this morning I was still half asleep and wash it off by mistake.”

Miya Osamu

lessons are over and you two are just talking in class 

Osamu is showing you a dish that he made the night before and saying how his twin’s tastebuds are broken to not appreciate it

watching you laugh, a soft smile appears on his face

”for this reason I just want you as my test subject when I try a new recipe. you always pretend that you like everything I make.”

”that’s not true,I love your cooking! otherwise I wouldn’t eat it every day.”

like for real, you don’t have to bring lunch at school anymore

he usually arrives with two bentos, saying that he made it too much for himself

”you literally have a twin to feed”

”he can starve for all I care”

but he actually just wants to know your opinion and watch you enjoying something he made(for you)

feel so proud of himself whenever you compliment him

while he’s still talking, you take his hand in your much smaller one

and he really has to force himself not to blush

he watches how focused you are while drawing 

”what is it?” he asks you with a grin, resting his chin on his other hand

when you move back, he sees the little heart 

”nothing.”

sure, nOThiNG, like it’s not going to be his constant thought during practice

Atsumu has to yell at him a few times because his head is in the clouds 

even at home, his twin teases him about how bad he played today

and when Osamu doesn’t respond to his insults, Atsumu understands that something is wrong

that’s when he sees the little draw and start to tease him even more

Kita Shinsuke

”Shin, you have something on your hand.”

Kita is sitting at his grandma’s table, drinking tea with her

he always stops by her house after every match to tell her about it 

but today’s game went a little bit different than the others 

he was going to tell the coach that he couldn’t play 

but you sat down on the bench beside him, giving him a warm smile

Kita isn’t someone who openly shows when he’s nervous

he doesn’t have any particular tic, like you won’t see him bouncing his leg or biting his lip

but you could tell that something was off just by looking at him

”I feel that you’re gonna play so well!”

he smirked, wondering how you always manage to understand what he wants to hear

”I don’t know, maybe I should stay off the court today”

he couldn’t finish some of his pre-game traditions earlier

(he was cleaning the bathroom, when Suna came complaining about the twins fighting and then Ojiro told him that the coach was searching for him while he was cleaning all the volleyballs)

anyway he was sure that something bad would have happened during the match

and he didn’t want to be the cause of his team’s defeat

”look at them, they’re lost without you” you told him with a smile, pointing at the guys in front of you

then you reached for his hanging hand and rest it on your clipboard

” you have to trust me on this one.” you said, proudly looking at your artwork

while he was turning red as ever, he looked at his hand in yours 

and gave you the softest smile 

”thank you”

now, in his grandma’s house, he still has the little doodle heart you made on his hand

”oh no, the manager of my team drew it”

he finally responds, looking at it with a dreamy smile

“they said that it was a lucky charm for today’s game”

his grandma has to contain a giggle, looking at Kita’s heart eyes

”well you guys won, so I guess that it worked”

#↯. haikyuu. 🥝

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…and there was only one bed

captains -> setters -> aces

feat. kageyama, sugawara, koganegawa, kenma, akaashi

“i wanna sleep next to you

but that’s all i wanna do right now” - talk me down

a/n: i wanted to include semi but i genuinely could not write this for him idk why :( ah ha ha your ass is fat if you reblog

Keep reading

#↯. haikyuu. 🥝

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The Morning After

Cuddling. Is that what the kids call it these days? 💀 just kidding, here have some soft scenarios.

Tanaka;

The first time he wakes up to you the night after, he thinks he’s dreaming.

Because there is no way the girl of his dreams is in his bed, resting on his arm, still asleep.

Dream or not, Tanaka is going to take advantage of every second.

Trying not to wake you, he wraps his arms just a little bit tighter, his nose buried in your hair. You smell like coconut.

With arms cradling your head and one leg wrapped around you, Tanaka basks in moment.

Your head peaks up just a little bit so that you’re met with his chin. “Morning to you too, ‘Naka.”

“Shit, did I wake you?” The volume in his voice just rises ever so slightly in panic. He was going to wake up right now, wasn’t he?

“Mm, yeah,” you mumbled out sleepily as you throw an arm over his waist and pull him closer. “That’s okay.” He’s still wondering why you were at his house. In his bed. Cuddling with him when it was very obvious you slept over.

How drunk did the two of you get last night??

“Did we...?” He asks cautiously, unable to recall last nights events.

“You told me you loved me last night. That you have since high school.”

A part of him was mad that he doesn’t remember this.

But another part is just relieved that you’re still there with him.

You feel his hesitance, among other emotions, in the way his muscles tense under your touch.

“Ryuu, relax. I’m here now, that’s all that matters.”

Nishinoya;

Noya feels a pain in his back when he wakes up, realizing the two of you fell asleep on the couch the previous evening.

It’s a Sunday morning, neither of you two have anything else to do today.

You were asleep on his chest, your body in between his legs with his arms draped over your shoulders. It still amazed him that for the last two years, he got to wake up with you in his arms.

Nishinoya subconsciously brings one hand into hair, nails delicately dragging along your scalp just because he knows you love having your hair played with.

You press your ear a little bit harder into his chest, a sign that you’re waking up, making Noya smile.

“Morning, sweetheart.” He says softly, knowing that once you’re awake, there’s little chance of you falling back asleep.

“Why are we on the couch?” Is the first question that leaves your lips as you adjust yourself to look at Yuu.

“Must have fell asleep watching a movie last night.” His hair was down. You always loved his hair before he styled and gelled it into its usual shape.

Accepting his answer, you snuggled into his chest further, both of your legs sprawled out on the large sectional. “Love you, Nishi.” Is all you mumbled out as you squeeze him just a bit tighter.

Kageyama;

Between the two of you, you’re always the one to wake up first.

Every morning before you start your day, you prop your back up with your pillows, while sleepy Tobio curls himself around your stomach.

As you scroll through your phone, you subconsciously rake your nails gently up and down his back, coaxing him to enjoy his sleep.

Despite how everyone else viewed the king of the court, this man needs cuddles as he’s falling asleep, in his sleep, and when he wakes up.

And he always had to be the “little spoon” in the sense that you were the one that had your arms around him.

Unless you were actually spooning, because he does love wrapping himself around you.

Your fingers gingerly trail up his spine into his messy bed head, trying to carefully comb out any knots that may have formed overnight.

Tobio places a soft kiss on your bare stomach, a sign that he’s awake now, before reaching for your hand that’s in his hair.

Not that he wants you to stop, he would just rather hold it instead.

#↯. haikyuu. 🥝

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Can u write up some relationship hcs for dating hinata? thank uuu✨🥰🌼💛

a/n: i love hinata so much i'm v v excited to write this ! feat. my favorite gif of our lil carrot boy :D

Dating hinata

so it’s very obvious that this boy has a lot of energy

so you know he’s gonna take you on some high energy dates

but he also knows the importance of rest

so whenever you want to stay up to late because of homework or something, he drags you to bed telling you that he’ll help you finish it in the morning

“pleaseee, angel? you need to rest and i wanna cuddle you!”

you clearly can’t say no to him

and this brings me to cuddles hehe

he literally always wants to cuddle

doesn’t matter if you’re taller than him, shorter than him, big spoon, little spoon- he loves it all

he just wants to feel you close to him

and i know that one of his favorite things to do is turn your face to his and give you soft little pecks all over your face and neck

he just loves showering you with affection

and gifts

it doesn’t matter that he’s not filthy rich, he’s still gonna spoil you

he puts a lot of thought into the gifts he gives you

he might take a picture of a little animal he sees on his way home because it’s fur matched your hair color perfectly

or he gets you a little key chain with your favorite movie character

if he hears you say you like an animal? he’s already online looking for a plushie version

even if you tell him not to, he just can’t help it

seeing your beautiful shining face is one of the greatest joys in life to him

which is why every night you two sleep together, he refuses to fall asleep until you do

because he can’t help but admire the way your features relax

and your lashes lay across your cheeks

and of course if a piece of hair falls in your face he has to be up to move it aside

he can’t risk waking you up

but once he finally does let himself fall asleep

he always has a big giddy smile on his face

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hey hey hey i love you & your work 🥺🥺💕 can i request hc or scenario (up to you, love) of akaashi, ushijima, & tsukki being cramped on a busy subway train with the girl they like and having to like be v close & trying to give each other room but there IS NO ROOM and ! there’s a pervert feeling her up and they see she’s Very Uncomfy and save her from it? thanks ily 💓💓 congrats on 3k

Thank you for 3.4k! Have some fwuffy scenarios you guys seem to like protective boyos tehe 

Protecting their Crush on a Subway w/ Akaashi, Ushijima, and Tsukishima

Warning(s): depictions of harassment 

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Akaashi

He knew you rode this train. 

It was an evident fact that stood out in his mind when he would board after a grueling practice, instantly seeing you in the same spot at the same time of the day after your own club activities, either immersed in a book or your playlist, a light tune in your throat. Akaashi would make sure to always sit on the other side, risking a glance at two at you from the other side of the subway train, always keeping a distance- yet always keeping you in sight. 

And it was evident that the setter had no intentions on acting on any blooming feelings he felt emerging from your small giggles reserved for yourself, or even the tasteful choice of book of the day you flipped through. He was satiated from his distance, hands tucked away in the warmth of his pockets as he watched you hurriedly tuck your novel away and get off at your stop. 

Until the day came where the distance was closed. Harshly. 

He wondered where you were as the sun set and the train conductor was making their final calls, the subway growing unbearably cramped- a fact he noticed as soon as he realized your absence- not being able to handle the small quirk to the corner of his lips when you stumble on out of breath just as the final call was being heard. 

Blue-green eyes watch from a peripheral view as you bite your lip at the sight of your seat being taken, looking around kind of lost before your eyes fell on his school uniform. Akaashi tilts his head, scooting just enough towards the person next to him to make room that had your eyes brightening at the motion. 

 Your grateful smile had both corners of his lips quirking up now, and you sit graciously in the seat next to him while whispering a small thank you, now not having to stand up and hold onto one of the rails. He simply nods, looking down at his own book but not really paying attention to it, noticing a bit too late that your leg was pressed tightly up against his. He feels the blush emerge before he can stop it, but keeps his eyes on the inked words. 

But his leg wasn’t the only one yours was pressed against. 

He feels you stiffen mere minutes after the train began to move, and his blue eyes drifted to his left to break the ice and talk to you-

and he wished they had sooner. 

Akaashi’s eyes narrow at the sight of a dirty hand inching towards your thigh, exposed from the skirt of your school uniform. You were quiet and reserved at school (one of Akaashi’s favorite traits), and was most likely not the type to speak up when an incident like this was happening. And he wasn’t either. 

Until now. 

He casts a glance to your face to see you near tears, face flushed in embarrassment as you internally struggle with the choice of making a scene, prompting Akaashi to shut his book with a sharp clap, feeling your trembling increase as the hand slides up further. You feel his breath tickle your ear as you look at him slightly, watery eyes blinking in confusion. 

“Excuse me, L/N-san.” 

Your eyes widen a little bit when Akaashi’s arm wraps around your waist, reaching behind you to snatch the other side tightly, pulling you into his side snugly so far away from the perv next to you that your leg is almost on top of his. Akaashi ignores the thump in his ears and heat in his cheeks as he rests your head on his shoulder, lifting his head slightly to shoot a venomous glare at your perpetrator over your head. 

The old man laughs nervously, deciding it was a good time to get off as the train came to a stop, nodding once to Akaashi before making a hasty exit. 

Akaashi sighs, narrowing his eyes further when he saw all the extra space, signaling that the old bag had been pressing up to you on purpose. He lets go of your waist immediately, not surprised you scrambled off him as fast as you did. 

“I’m sorry for acting rashly, I-” 

“Thank you!” You bow deeply, now having the room to do so as the volume of the train car had lessened drastically. “A-Akaashi-san, right? I see you around school sometimes so don’t freak out, I know you’re a gentleman! How do I make it-?” 

“L/N-san.” 

You tilt your head, and Akaashi hums, content look on his face as he opens his book back up. 

“You missed your stop.” 

“You...know my...?” 

“Will you allow me to walk you home when my stop comes?” Akaashi rushes out, internally beating up for his mistake before a warm smile crosses your face, the setter relaxing at the sight of it as you nod once. 

“I’d like that.” 

“Very well.” Akaashi clears his throat as you shift a bit closer to him despite the distance you could easily put between the two of you. 

“What are you reading?” 

Akaashi feels his lips curl again, anger fading away as he tilts the book in your direction to explain, legs touching one another voluntarily-

suddenly glad the distance had been closed. 

Ushijima

He always stood two hand rails down from you. 

The train ride home had always been a rather cramped one, but the regulars on this train were the same people who knew that the certain railing you were holding was yours at this time of the day. And Ushijima’s railing was his. 

Two away. 

Ushijima saw the way your face lit up when you talked to Tendou, the kind smile gracing your features enough to make a foreign feeling bump around in his chest as he stood off to the side awkwardly. Tendou had flicked your forehead, and you had pouted in his direction with the most adorable eyes-

“Are you just going to let your friend bully me?” 

And then you had taken his arm, sticking your tongue out at Tendou as you pretended to begin to pull him in another direction. 

“Just for being an ass, I’m stealing your one and only Ushijima~” 

“YOU WOULDN’T DARE-” 

But the funny thing? He found himself wanting to go in the direction you had wanted him to, your small hand wrapped around his bicep as the wing spiker tried to translate just what he was feeling. 

And when you let go, he blinked. And blinked some more as you giggled and waved as you walked off, suddenly wishing Tendou hadn’t interfered as the redhead places a curse on you from afar. 

He glances at you, hand loosely holding onto the holder above your head, eyes cast downward. You probably didn’t know you were on the same train, seeing that you never looked at your surroundings much due to your focus on your phone. 

But he suddenly wished you looked around you before you left yourself vulnerable to the person who wasn’t a regular on the train. 

Ushijima’s glances turn to a full on-stare at what was happening, eyes hardening at the sight of some geezer approaching you from behind, resting his front against you as you freeze. The brunette boy watches as your face contorts to one of fear, the phone screen turning off and stopping it’s illumination on your face. 

And then you glanced around for help, instantly locking eyes with him. 

Ushijima moved hastily, maneuvering around the oblivious passengers before stopping to tilt his head intimidatingly at the man pressed up behind you. 

Two handrails away. 

“Y/N, there you are. I was starting to think you missed the train because I didn’t see you.”

Ushijima smoothly steps between your harasser, taking his place and ignoring the slight stumbling of the pervert, keeping a respectful distance from you before his hands rest on the same handrail. Olive eyes peer down at you, his worry for you winning against the anger in his head. 

He glances behind you, eyes narrowing down into a glare as the old perv whistles and looks in every direction except his, Ushijima’s height and pissed-off expression now very apparent. 

“Something you needed, sir?” The words come out lacking any form of respect, and the geezer only shakes his head no hastily before making an excuse to go to the other side of the train car, leaving as the train comes to it’s next stop. 

Ushijima doesn’t take his eyes off of him until he’s out the doors, huffing through his nose with a shake of his head before glancing down at you, seeing a slight quiver to your shoulders before sighing. He goes to move away, wanting to give you much-needed space-

but your hand grabbed the side of his school jacket before he could take a single step. 

“U-Ushijima-Kun...” 

Olive eyes widen at the tear that slipped your eye as you looked up at him, tremble in your voice. 

“Could you...stay there?” 

And the thump was back in his chest, Ushijima merely nodding once as you relax your grip on the side of his jacket, facing forward again as you hastily wipe at your eyes. 

“Um, sorry to ask, but could we maybe ride the train together going forward-?” 

“Yes.” 

You turn again at his abrupt response, the kind smile filling your face in relief as Ushijima finds himself giving a content one back, tightening his grip on the railing-

now no longer two rails away. 

Tsukishima

He preferred to stand. 

Lesser chance that people would have to be so close to him, easier to mind his own business, his height giving him an innocent view of...

You. 

You who sat with one leg crossed over the other as you absent-mindedly stared at the outside flashing by with the speed of the train, lost in your thoughts as the tall blonde who held the railing a few feet away could watch as you entered your head- void of reality. He would watch as a book lay-half open in your lap, your thumb holding your place as you watch the world from outside the train window flit by.

Tsukishima liked how lost you got. 

Like the day you had bumped into him, the blonde already pissed about getting to school late before now having deal with disheveled you, jacket hanging halfway off your body and still pulling a shoe on. You had looked up at him with a doe-eyed expression, apologizing profusely as Tsukishima remained indifferent, this close to snapping before- 

“Here! Take this, you’re late too so you probably didn’t get to eat anything-” 

And then a pastry was shoved into his hands before you were running off into the entrance, waving backwards before turning around slightly, the blonde boy bewildered as a wide grin passed your face- 

“See you around!” 

Tsukishima found himself wanting to do the same as well, unwrapping the pastry that was much too sweet for the morning-

still chewing on it as he mildly walked up to the entrance you had darted off in, now not annoyed at the fact that he had been late in the first place as sugar coated his tongue. 

Tsukishima kept you in his line of sight, immersed in his phone while knowing if you had caught him it would probably be translated as some creepy action, but you never had looked away from the outside. He wondered what would happen in the case that you did, knowing he surely wouldn’t be trying to get your attention- 

And he suddenly wished you would look away to notice the odd man oh-so-casually gripping the railing that was in front of your seat, stepping in front of you with no good-intentions behind his smirk. 

Tsukishima loses his grip on the railing above as the man begins to talk you up, you flinching at the sound of the voice in surprise before innocently peering up at him with that same doe-eyed expression-

the look on your face a bit too familiar with the blonde as the man nears even closer, a look of uncomfort passing over your face as it looks like you’re kindly telling him that you’re still a high-schooler.

Tsukishima feels his jaw clench when the stranger grabs a few strands of your hair, rubbing it between his fingers as you flinch away, his hand darting out to grab your face-

“Oji-chan, that’s not a very nice way to touch a girl, is it?” 

The smile on Tsukishima’s face was feigned so-obviously, golden-brown eyes spinning in a dangerous glint as he tilts his head, smile straining as he raises his voice. 

“If I didn’t know any better, it would be harrassment if that girl didn’t like it- oh! Is she crying?” Tsukishima clicks his tongue as the onlookers begin to take their phones out, whispering amongst themselves in judgement as the perpetrator stumbles over his words. 

He casts a glare to the blonde as Tsukishima’s grin only widens, scoffing before getting off the train as it comes to it’s next stop. Tsukishima ignores the applause when the perverted man steps off, merely stepping in front of you and gripping the railing above as you look up at him with eyes brimmed with tears. 

The grin fades as Tsukishima sighs, collapsing in the now-open seat next to you before looking straight ahead, voice now it’s signature monotone as he sits his bag next to him. 

“Oi. You can cry. I won’t judge you. Much.” 

And he doesn’t stop you as you lean your head on his shoulder and let your tears of relief slip freely down your cheeks, the blonde shooting glares at anyone sending you pitiful looks until your stop comes. You wipe away your tears hastily, looking behind you in confusion when Tsukishima grabs his bag to get up with you. 

“What-?” 

“Are you dense? I’m walking you home.” Tsukishima glares at you, daring you to comment on it before grabbing your forearm and dragging you off the train, your sniffling filling his ears as he begins to walk out of the station. 

“Hey.” 

“Hm?” You manage out after directing him to where your house is, the blonde still three steps in front of you as his hold on your forearm tightens just a little more. 

“Wait for me after school. You’re riding with me from now on.” 

“But-” 

“Okay? Goodnight.” 

Tsukishima turns on his heel, wishing he could hear your door open to ensure you get in okay before your voice makes him stop mid-step. 

“T-Thank you! I’ll be waiting after school...Tsukishima-Kun.” 

The blonde glances behind him, lips curling up into a smirk at the sight of a pretty smile now filling your face in the moonlight. 

“You won’t get lost when you’re with me, idiot. Let me see you go in before I change my mind.” 

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HEAR ME OUT! HC WHERE BOKUTO, TSUKI, KAGEYAMA, & TANAKA ARE AT A TOURNAMENT WITH THEIR S/O AND HER EX WHO WAS A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG SHOWS UP AND CONFRONTS THEM???? LIKE PICTURE HOW MAD THE GUYS WPULD BE THATS SO HOT IM SORRY

S/O w/ Douchebag Ex (Bokuto, Tsukishima, Kageyama, and Tanaka)

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Bokuto

- honestly Bokuto is the sweetest when it comes to you coming to tournaments with him, watching from the bleachers as you indulge in what Bokuto’s most passionate about 

- so he’s extremely showy in the stands with how much he appreciates you, arm slung around your shoulder as his attention is fully immersed in the conversation w/ you and not on the match going on

- attention is so immersed that he doesn’t notice another guy take a rough seat on the other side of you, lip quirked up in a smirk that can’t mean anything good as you immediately tense up in Bokuto’s hold

- “So you decided to move on that quick, Y/N? Since when did your morals sink so low?” 

- Ah. It was one of those. 

- “Not today, Rui. Go crawl back in to whatever hole you came out of and leave me alone.” 

- wants to say something so badly, but thinks you have the situation under control until he feels you trembling slightly, hand gripping onto his tightly as he remembers all the things you’ve told him about your shitty ex 

- he doesn’t like showing you his scary side, because shit

- “Are you a slut now? Is that why you’re acting out with this piece of-” 

- “Hey Y/N, baby? Mind shutting your eyes for me?” as Bokuto smiles sweetly to you, kissing your cheek lovingly as you tug on his sleeve, your look saying don’t before Bokuto waves you off with a kiss to your knuckles

- “I bet your new pussy boyfriend can’t give it to you the way I-” 

- stands slowly, cracking his knuckles before ensuring Akaashi has one palm over your eyes as the setter absent-mindedly pays attention to the match going on 

- “A real man doesn’t talk to a pretty lady that way, you know?” “Lady? Don’t kid me, ladies don’t sleep around like the slut they are, you should run while-”

-bastard ex doesn’t get to finish the sentence before Bokuto cracks a menancing grin, fire igniting in gold irises as he reels his fist back, clocking him cleanly in the jaw as everyone in the stands stills in shock

- except Akaashi, like wtf you pretty setter does this happen often, who keeps watching the match, knowing Bokuto’s actions are justified as he takes his palm off your eyes to make you gasp in shock

- “Listen here, Rui? Awful name by the way, if you ever enter my line of sight again-” as he grabs his collar, the fear in your ex’s eyes strangely satisfying to both of you as Bokuto’s brows furrow, grin widening as he leans to mutter in your ex’s ear in a dangerous tone

- “I won’t hesitate to break your jaw with twice the force.” 

- waves off the security as he holds your hand tightly in his, Akaashi begrudgingly following as he makes it clear that you’re leaving the tournament before security gets involved

- “Are you alright, beautiful?” “Bokuto, that’s assault!” 

- “Don’t stress the minor details-wait. Akaashi, I thought you had her eyes covered!” 

- “I’m never going anywhere with the two of you again.” 

Tsukishima

- Blonde tsundere boy doesn’t get jealous easily, but hates your exes with an immense amount of effort, which was strange for him 

- Karasuno Boys want to go watch a tournament to size up their competition and lets you tag along so you can make the experience more bearable 

- not that he would tell you that he likes your presence uwu

- so when he’s waiting for you by the bathrooms, leaning against the wall with his hands shoved in his pockets, he doesn’t expect a stranger walking up to him with clenched fists and an irritated stare 

- please god he does not need this right now, as he flashes back to Hinata’s bathroom endeavors

- “Oi. Is Y/N in there? You a friend of hers?” 

- golden brown eyes narrow immediately, taking a subconcious step in front of the bathroom door before taking his hands out of his pockets

- “Depends.” “C’mon glasses-freak, lemme know if she is so I can teach that little slut a lesson.” 

- oh hell no. 

-“And what business does a lowlife have with my girlfriend?” as a grin with no happiness behind it dawns onto the usual expressionless blonde as he crosses his arms

- “So you’re the reason she broke up with me? What a joke.”

- your ex gulps when Tsukishima takes another step forward, a pissed-off expression flaming in his eyes as he uses his height to intimidate, a smirk crossing the blonde’s features as he bends down to your ex’s level

- “T-Tell her to come out, or I’ll make you regret it.” “Oh? Are you gonna cry if I don’t? Does it make you feel good to talk shit about women just because you weren’t able to get it up for them, you lowlife?”

- grabs your ex by the collar to slam his back against the wall, ignoring the groan of pain as Tsukishima’s cynical grin crosses his face in a way that made your ex feel fear all the way down to his toes

- “You’re gonna walk your ass out of this stadium and not look back, and you’re sure as hell not going to try and contact Y/N anymore because God forbid I’m tired of seeing your name pop up on her phone when I’m trying to satisfy her.” as Tsukishima pulls his back of the wall by the collar just to slam it back down again 

- “Are we understood, or do you have selective hearing?” 

- Your ex nods, fear in his throat just as you come out of the bathroom, eyes widening at the sight of your current boyfriend letting your ex’s collar go as he bolts towards the exit

- “I-” “All done? Good. You take forever.” 

- You sigh as the blonde walks ahead of you as if nothing happened, waiting for you to catch up with him as you head back to the stands together

- “Do I even want to know?” as you slip your hand into his 

- “Hn. Probably not.” Tsukishima pockets your conjoined hands in his pants pocket, and you smile, realizing he had no idea that you had heard the entire conversation through the thin bathroom walls 

- you kiss his cheek, taking him completely off guard as Tsukishima sighs afterwards, glancing down at your over-the-moon expression quizically

- “What’s with that spaced-off smile, loser?” “Nothing~”

Kageyama

- “Are you sure that you’re comfortable being here?” “Tobio, for the hundredth time, I don’t care if that bastard is on the other team. I already told you, and I want to support you.” “But what if-?” 

- so as he’s talking to you on the sidelines, not wanting to leave you by your lonesome in the stands as he plays, the two of you don’t notice the arrival of the person you dreaded seeing most, causing you to blanch

- “So the rumors are true. You find a new screw, Y/N?” 

- grabs your arm and tugs it so you’re behind him, Kageyama glaring his infamous dagger-like glare as the coy expression on your ex’s face pisses him off even further

- “Don’t talk to her.” “What are you gonna do about it, King?” 

- you bite your lip, feeling the tension build up heavily as you pull Kageyama’s arm, feeling people begin to stare and whisper as Kageyama glances down at you, blue eyes calculating and cold 

- “Please. I don’t want to make a scene.” “...If that’s what you want.” 

- so as Kageyama lets you pull him away, your exes calls still don’t go unheard

- “That ass is looking better, Y/N! Don’t be surprised if she’s screwing some dude in the bathrooms during our match, King-!” 

- rips himself out of your hold as his long legs take long strides to grab your ex by the collar, taking him off guard as your ex’s feet actually lift off the floor as he stays at a loss for words

- “Say it again. Not to my back, but to my face, asshat.” “W-where’s the ref?! You can’t do this?” 

- glare intensifies as his grip on his collar tightens menacingly “We’re not in a match, though, so if I beat you to a pulp here, no ref can save you, can he?” 

- lets go only when he feels you hugging his back, whimpering for him to stop as he ignores the coughing douchebag on the floor, aiding to you gently as he feels you relax when he cups your cheek 

- “Are you okay?” “Y-yes, just please don’t fight.” 

- gulps when you hug him tightly, feeling a tad embarrassed more for the hug than him almost publicly pummeling your ex 

- “Thank you for standing up for me, but you’re here to play, right?” you smile, feeling calmer as Kageyama sweatdrops at your words “Show him who the better man is.” 

- cracks a grin before brushing some hair out of the way to press his lips against your forehead “That was the plan from the start, wasn’t it?” 

- needless to say, Kageyama’s fuse was lit twice as more as it usually is, causing the rest of Karasuno to give you thankful thumbs up as you giggle and wave back from the stands as you watch Kageyama pummel your ex with what he’s best at

Tanaka

- literally when you’re with Tanaka no guys approach you usually from the sheer aura he gives off when some guy even looks your way 

- like actually Tanaka’s still apologizing to your brother to this day because he didn’t know

- so when you’re in the stands with him at a tournament he really wanted to watch, the person you’re least expecting to see enters your field of vision practically out of nowhere, startling you as Tanaka’s face contorts to his signature get the fuck away face 

- “Well look who it is. How’ve you been, Y/N-chan?” 

- Tanaka’s glare instantly lessens as he looks down at you, thinking he’s someone else you know until he sees you biting your lip as you look down at your lap, trembling a tad bit as Tanaka pieces it together

- “Ah. You’re the new one, aren’t you?” as the stranger reaches a hand out at your boyfriend, lowering it awkwardly when Tanaka doesn’t react. 

-somehow manages to keep his cool when your ex leans down to mutter, “She’s good in bed for the first few times until she gets boring, right?” 

- clenches his teeth when he feels you grab the back of his shirt, signalling him not to rip this guy to shreds as he tries to steady his breathing through his nose

- “Well. Once a whore always a whore, I guess-” as your ex begins to walk away, but doesn’t make it far as Tanaka juts his foot out, tripping him and causing your ex to fall flat on his face as you face palm

- “Ah! What the hell-?!” “Listen here you little shit.” 

- well, you tried lmao 

- grabs him by the shirt from off the ground to meet him at eye-level, smirking when he sees the level of fear grow in your ex’s eyes as he realizes just how intimidating your new boyfriend is 

- “Y/N’s the only reason I’m not dragging you to someplace private so I can absolutely beat the shit out of you, so in my mind, you should be thanking her that your kneecaps aren’s smashed in right now.”

- lifts him a little higher by the shirt so Tanaka can take his turn muttering in your ex’s ear, tone dripping with feigned innocence 

- “So if you’re not gonna thank her, I suggest you get the hell away from her as far as you can run, because I’m a very fast runner.” as he lets go of his collar with a growl in his throat. “You listenin’, dipshit?” 

- watches with a far off look as your ex scrambles away, sitting back down aftwewards before sighing as if a minor annoyance had just happened, ignoring the stares from the onlookers

- “Babe, pass the popcorn.” “Tanaka, can I say something strange?” 

- pops the pieces in as he slings an arm around your shoulder. “Go for it, babes.”

- “That was extremely hot.” 

- Tanaka chokes. 

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